Because both shows were entirely forgettable.

One time, in the same weekend, I saw both Paul and Ringo live.

Paul played the ACC, nose bleed tickets were +$500 each.

Ringo played the Sound Academy, GA tickets were $25

I’d never see either of them again for any amount of money.

Skins > Euphoria

It’s important to bring the domesticated city cat, into the buttfuck wilderness, allowing them engage in their primal instincts, at least once a year.

🥹🥹 thank you Naiya

thank you gorgeous!! ♥️

Sometimes I forget, just how beautiful Canadian landscapes are.

A bubble bath with a view

Out of office ✌🏻

Short hair really suits me.
Don’t you think?

My favorite scene from the Bible

Bratty B by Best Coast on Apple Music Song · 2010 · Duration 1:43

The song my bike is named after

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This new— one month on, one month off, schedule I‘ve arranged for myself this year, is the best business move I’ve made yet.

Minimal burnout.
Weeks of anticipation for dates.
Tons of time for creative/ self improvement projects.

It was happy accident that will become the norm going forward.

In the last 24 hours I’ve:
-submitted 8000 words on Language and it’s place in Identity Politics
-biked 12km
-built a couch
-converted a closet into a bathroom for my cat
-made airfried sweet potato fries
-masturbated
-repotted plants
-made a lamp
-listened to 4 records
-waxed my butthole

Faye takes a selfie on her new big (red velvet) comfy couch. Oh, and she also cut her hair again. Happy Friday #oursky

How your email finds me

Sitting down to reply to reply to emails on my NEW RED VELVET COUCH!

By tomorrow I meant this afternoon ♥️

Taking the bianchi out of storage and going for a lil rip along the canal.

Joyous, joyous, day.

Yes I do have-
Tits.
Tummy.
Ass.
And personality.

Driving in Montreal is only a nightmare if you aren‘t blasting the most chaotic jazz music known to man.

You, the road and your vehicle become one.

The potholes now fear you.

I have a research deadline due Friday, so naturally I spent the day procrastinating at the garden centre.

in love with those stockings!

where did you get them? 🥹

Bordelle is having a sample sale soon.

I’d love to acquire a few new sets for my upcoming photoshoot.

Show me you love me by sending a gift card to my inbox.

🥹♥️

Avril 14th by Aphex Twin on Apple Music Song · 2001 · Duration 2:05

Happy April 14th to all those who celebrate

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amaze! amaze!

On a lighter note...

“The Hail Mary Project”.
Is THE perfect, feel good, sci-fi.
Ryan Gosling is absolutely amazing (as always)
I fell deeply in love the alien character, “Rocky”.

Even though the score was horrendous garbage, the plot is so good— one can easily look past it.

wow!! he’s a gorgeous boy

I feel like on the eve of every April 14 this happens.

Hopefully we find out good news tomorrow 🤞

I find it hard to believe that there isn’t an actual root cause for the headaches, making me temporarily blind and violently ill.

I follow a diet mapped by me according to my menstrual cycle and manage stress as best I can— the best I’ve ever been able to.

*sigh*

Did your order come with a Drukqs sticker?!

People on reddit are saying they got a free drukqs sticker and now we’re all spiraling into madness 🤣

The last time I experienced severe migraines — as consistent as I recently have, was in my teens/twenties.

Back then the doctors chalked it up to “stress and hormones”

Went to see another specialist today — surprise, surprise !
It’s just “stress and hormones.“

Women need better medical care.