Thx I wanted to cry today 😭

Every ad should be like this

My favorite scene from the Bible

Hey what’s your job again?

Why am I suddenly so hungry? Looks amazing

a man wearing suspenders and a tie says uh yeah ALT: a man wearing suspenders and a tie says uh yeah

What is it you say you do around here again?

Nah because then I’ll just be sad about how many species are endangered.

Elizabeth Banks

Too relatable as an owner of DangerKnives™

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Being both is what makes me truly human

Parody of IBM warning A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE SPITEFUL OR HORNY THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE ART

Checking in on our tech overlords, one is on his way to Rome to give a series of talks about the antichrist and another has convinced himself that thinking is fake

macOS already ships age verification

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

Wow did something happen in the US in January 2025?

Wait is that Mark or Wayne

A friend said that Bluesky is just an echo chamber of hating Republicans, and I had to correct them that it's actually a network of liberals calling eachother Republicans.

“When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals.”

– Edward Snowden, (2013)
Public statement on government
accountability and whistleblowing.

How many fuck planes does one woman need

I would like to see Pritzker and Newsom declare a state tax receivership fund whereby citizens pay their federal tax liabilities into a state-run escrow account rather than directly to the IRS.

The state can hold these funds in trust for the federal government until Trump obeys the Impoundment Act.

My own immune system decided to troll me on this. 🫠

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

a turtle looking out the window with the caption: watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

Concerned about ICE's $45 billion plan to convert warehouses into immigration detention centers? This is what they'll look like inside. From ICE's plan for the Social Circle, GA facility. Each little dot: a person. www.socialcirclega.gov/home/showpub...

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

The largest federal prison in the nation is Fort Dix, which has a rated capacity of 4,600 people. The largest of these warehouse camps may hold more than twice that number of people.

The federal government hasn't operated a prison camp inside the United States that large since Japanese Internment.

Hundreds of millions spent on human misery

Report: U.S. added nearly $700 billion to national debt in four months - NewsBreak (The Center Square) – The U.S. government added $696 billion to the national debt over the past four months, borrowing $94 billion in the month of January

STEALING OUR MONEY!

tRumpstein ADDED $696 BILLION TO THE NATIONAL DEBT OVER THE PAST FOUR MONTHS ...

Borrowing $94 billion in January alone!!!

100% of Gross Domestic Product! The HIGHEST PERCENTAGE THE NATIONAL DEBT HAS EVER MADE UP OF GDP WAS 106%, and that was immediately following World War II