I am truly so tired of living through a historical event

Back east for the holidays with two clogged nostrils and a volcanic throat <333

Young oomf on IG reminiscing about being 12 and shopping at American Apparel.. 😵‍💫 Grandpa here managed 2 separate stores over a 5 yr span. saw the rise and fall of that place

Ig loved this 6 yr comparison. Miss my goofy tee being that fresh and bright.

Just danced in front of the mirror for 20 min. Felt pretty good

Who up touching they worm?

The crush 2012 me would have had 🤝 the crush 2024 me currently has

Love my gay ahh xmas tree lol

Gay music video night and the whole room crying rn after watching the Sade video for Young Lion.

Diva boots you’re gonna be diVAaH boots!

Changed the channel cause fuck that terf. But I hope this man is having the best thanksgiving lol

Hottest man I’ve ever seen judging this Harry Potter baking show rn…

Hungover and can’t hold any food down :// but I hope yer bellies are full

Lol 💚

Jeff Goldblum lookalike contest in my mouth this weekend! No Blums refused

Just two big backs telling eachother exactlyyyyy

Me and my man’s bought like one months rent worth of food to make Thursday and everyone canceled on us lol

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Need my skoomfs to understand that I am their Sking

Office just brought in this new hire and his spirit bit me so bad I felt the fall of Pompeii when we shook hands. Saw Morgoth mutilating the elves and turning them into orcs when I looked into his eyes. Could hear Yolanda Saldivar buying the gun when he spoke…

Defying gravity all by yourself handsome???????

👋👋👋

Ok now that you know I’m an introspective artist (lol) maybe it’s time I skeet my first thirst trap

I draw a bunch btw!

She pooped we poped she peed we poad she cried we crode 🫧

Still floating after being invited to an early screening of Wicked. Not a single note. Movie of the year 🤍

How are you home of sexuals doing on this here fine Sunday evening?

Hello