Peak John Carpenter

I think the 3rd one is still pretty good and it really falls off from there to me.

Truer words were never spoken

Siddhartha, Dune, The Dark Tower series until about halfway, Lord of the Rings, the culture series.

I hope that you find some refuge in a difficult time. If you haven't yet, you will. You're a good mother and a good person doing your best in a difficult situation. A blessing to your children when they have needed it the most but can recognize it the least.

Exactly. The mission had combat guys but he's just supposed to be there to fix the ship before things got out of hand. It's a great mix. He's really skilled just not in whatever the hell is going on right now.

Isaac Clarke is a solid pick for protagonist. They had lightning in a bottle and the publisher didn't use it.

You'd think it would be more of a handprint on a bagel. What with the hole and everything.

Well they can't say it was WW2 because they think we were on the wrong side of that one.

Remember when they got rid of all the generals that were just nerds who knew things like strategy and logistics?

A cheeseburger themed personal pan pizza that is not an april fool's prank.

New national ad campaign: What you really want is 2 cheeseburgers and that's ok too.

Getting that Soy Sauce effect like in John Dies at the End?

Even though it's awesome working from home needs it's own support group. Could call it "What day is it?".

I love the contrast with later in the movie "It's all yours, Cap'n"

I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that, Dave...

I hate the Dark night of the soul. However you come out of it, and whatever you find will be the right answer. Acceptance of others is a harsh mistress to choose.

Can I get maintenance to check the AC? It's entirely too hot in this dollar general.

Politicians are going to start to react to a JD visit and endorsement the same way characters in a movie react to a visit from Death.
"No!, not now. Not this way! I'm had so much to do! I'm not ready."

I'm pretty sure there are literal marathons that last longer than these talks did.

Can crock pot cooking be a lifestyle choice? If so I think I may be there...

Could set up an advice help line but I don't think the one's who need it would use it. Maybe a pamphlet or sign above urinals that your job has an implied task aside from the regular stuff.

I hadn't thought of it, but this is absolutely accurate if the guy doesn't have weird hang ups about women.

I'm not particularly known for the slide into DM's but it sure seems like "I like Ian Banks books too. You seem cool as hell. Do you think Special Circumstances betrays the ideals of the Culture?" would have had a better shot at a reply than whatever is going on here...

The lady gets the grits the way she wants them. No a single grit unsweetened.

I heard he got cast in a porno once but once he got started it turned into 120 min of thrilling drama and everyone forgot to fuck.

Mafia Hit man: You know, this organization just isn't about what we were in the beginning.

I mean it sounds like the world's leading authority on your book thinks it's amazing. Congratulations.

Ah, an aristocrat.

I'm not a huge lentils fan but you're really selling it.