EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović!
lol what a dummy
i think there is a very good case that our president is currently a victim of elder abuse and if i gave even a tiny fraction of a shit about him, that might bother me
New scene in Avengers: Endgame.
This is canon now and ties into Doomsday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR...
Bartenders are particularly skilled at dealing with assholes
every day i am reminded that we are not stuck on this website with them, but they sure as hell are stuck here with us
This cat has strong opinions about the economic state of the Austro-Hungarian Empire
I've seen a lot of "Who would win, Superman vs ____" questions, but honestly the answer is probably just "Superman would be nice to them and they wouldn't have to fight"
Black and white photograph Madonna naked except for a pair of high heels is staring at the counter in a pizza joint in Manhattan eating a slice
Madonna — Steven Meisel, 1992
TMZ @TMZ Hulk Hogan Took Lethal Amounts of Fentanyl Daily After Divorce from Linda http://tmz.me/14tKQv9
Those are my vitamins, brother
coop zine golden age continues
Like with NFTs, they were informed that if they didn't go all in in public, they wouldn't get paid. So they decided that since "cancelling" doesn't seem to ever amount to anything but they can leverage it later anyway, why not. This math ain't hard, y'all.
I really want to photograph her someday!
Salem Nox, covered in cake and latex.
Happy Birthday, Cake Demon @thesalemnox.bsky.social.
dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
This is not wrong.
I just dropped off about 300 zine preorders at the post office - and I'm not finished! Still time to get a copy! theartofcoop.bigcartel.com/category/art...
This is one of the best pieces of pop culture writing I've read in the past couple of years. These excerpts are great but you need to read how the build to that last one. Goddamn. Thank you @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social and @popheist.com
youtu.be/6ibiVXe1R18?...
What an absolute classic (and a delight to accidentally stumble upon during a bike ride).
The East 4th Viaduct where the gang members hung out in Colors (1988) and where the dance-off takes place in Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984).
GEORGE LUCAS: great work on all of these stirring themes. I just need one more piece: a boisterous instrumental number for an alien bar.
JOHN WILLIAMS: sure, I ca-
GEORGE LUCAS: in this universe this style of music is called "jizz"
JOHN WILLIAMS: uh su-
GEORGE LUCAS: musicians are "jizz wailers"
@davidjroth.bsky.social this is the absolute peak of male breathing. you can only achieve this level of breathing through 70 years of intense focus, eating various rare animal glands, and replacing your sinus cavity with the carburetor of a 1985 Chrysler LeBaron.
bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
It’s amazing how many bullies become deeply principled pacifists the first time they get punched back.
We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats.
(We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)
in good company!
Polish poster for CHINATOWN (1974)
Directed by Roman Polanski
Starring Jack Nicholson - BOTD in 1937
Ben from LOST-looking mfer
Mechanic called. Insurance called.
Everything is paid for except the $1,000 deductible
I’m wiped out and just … fuck everything. Is just expensive and due and here and past due and chasing me
Can I have $1.00 from a thousand people to pick up my car tomorrow from the car wreck repairs
