New writer shots! 📸 Kent Meister

If you would like Sonic the Hedgehog versions of the same, I can hook up a brother.

The early 90s churned out some very yackity-yack Shakespeare-adjacent movies, like ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD, Tim Roth and Gary Oldman. and PROSPERO'S BOOKS, John Gielgud, which is so lovely and puts me right out. But beautiful! Really lovely.

I really beat the shit out of a space bar with my thumb when I write. I should do work on myself.

Two dachshunds burst out of a pile of leaves as I was walking to work through Central Park today and I jumped because they were the biggest rats I’d ever seen and I simply won’t be responding to this email request.

I have a writing deadline tomorrow and a long way to go to even get to the end of a draft. If I pull an all-nighter like I used to in college, will I die? Asking for a middle-aged friend with two tiny children and a day job.

That different way it could be boring, tho

I'm saving my sing-along to Wicked for when I see it on an airplane.

#salmanrushdie #maryoliver

These are the last five books I bought. #bookssky? #books #memoir #watergate

Here’s my office! The goldfish’s name is Splatters. The fireplace is real.