A strange choice of lighting/colour for the men’s toilets in my office

I’d say it’s only been an agreeable Friday so far

I’d say it’s only been an agreeable Friday so far

The only girl I’ll ever need 🌼

ah no way what happened?!

shit they’re closing in on me

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a police hat . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a police hat .

Me in my bathroom mirror whenever I’ve come back from having a Tescos basics £15 haircut

Today’s gains on the stock market

Yes thisss

Earthy vibes 🪴

Not that I’m vain but my phone ran out of storage after this snap. Enjoy 🌶️

I have this thought quite a lot

Not that I’m vain but my phone ran out of storage after this snap. Enjoy 🌶️

no marks for guessing my actual favourite thing about being so versatile 🤭

one of my favourite things about being so versatile in many ways is how seamless it is for me to go from wearing gym wear one minute to looking aggressively tory the next.

Turning into a big boy

Turning into a big boy

oh ok good it’s that time again

Well happy V day 👀

it will last approximately 26 seconds outside

Can’t decide on a shirt so I’m gonna have to go out like this I’m afraid 🧜🏼‍♂️

featuring an uninvited guest on every team’s call

work Christmas ready 😁🎄

It’s been a minute 😌

This is fair. I did wonder what went so wrong at twenty-five past eleven on a Thursday night

We did get an email about this last night though Ken 😬

Buongiorno 😘

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Since I moved from Bristol to Stockport my best friend is now my dog..

Live in the same city as your mates? Don’t take it for granted.
Good friends don’t grow on trees 👌