This is so amazing!

Done, done, and done!

ICE activity in Chicagoland has been on the rise with the temperature the last few weeks. These incidents don't have the spectacle that characterized Greg Bovino and Border Patrol's raids in the fall, but people are still being abducted by federal agents across the city and suburbs.

I hope. My guess is it’s not for the majority of my family and relatives.

For more context.

How will fake MAGA Christians respond to this literal blasphemy? I’ve said for 10+ years: NOT ONE THING THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STANDS FOR IS COMPATIBLE WITH WHAT JESUS EXEMPLIFIED & TAUGHT HIS FOLLOWERS TO BE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT. Will fake MAGA Christians EVER own this? Nope. Why? MAGA IS A CULT.

Heartening from Hungary: Trump ally and fellow fascist Orbán concedes defeat after 16 years as PM. Hopefully a sign of things to come!

F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby was published exactly 101 years ago today. It was not a bestseller. In fact, in the last year of his life (1940), Fitzgerald earned just $13.13 in royalties from it and his other books combined! #thegreatgatsby #FScottFitzgerald

I got tix, too. I’m bummed he’s playing at a sports arena—guess I missed my window to see him somewhere smaller.

They were legit having issues with their toilet. I listened to the press conference.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Yay!

It’s amazing. Whenever Steven Conrad makes a show, I’m in!

This looks amazing. Congrats, Juan!

Yep.

Do they still stay after the show to meet their fans? When I saw them in Boston (‘99?), Margo met every single fan who stood in a line afterward. Got my cd autographed.

Was thinking the same thing!

Love this one!

Will you also be signing books at this event, Gillian?

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Love the guitar in rough boy.

Nebrasketball! Sweet 16!
#Nebrasketball #Huskers #Nebraska #ncaatournament

A national embarrassment. Every. Damn. Day.

They played amazing! Let’s get another one.

Nebrasketball! First NCAA tourney game win ever!
#Nebrasketball #Huskers #Nebraska #ncaatournament

Fall$

AI next…

My Alternative Best Picture Noms, if each film was about the Tr*mp admin:

One Butthole After Another
Detained Dreams
Hypocritical “Values”
Skankenstein (starring Melania)
Sinners
Sharty Supreme (Court)
The Secret Ice Agent
Pedophilia
Green(land), Eggs, & Hamnet
FU
#Oscars #Oscars2026 #BestPicture

The Michael Shannon/Jason Narducy/Jon Wurster/John Stirratt/etc R.E.M. tribute show was transcendent. They played for 2 hrs & 20 min! 31 songs. Many deep cuts. My 3rd time catching them playing a 3rd different R.E.M. (my favorite band) album in its entirety.
#R.E.M #michaelshannon #jasonnarducy

The best time to pitch someone is when they’re at their most relaxed. So follow them to the adjacent toilet stall and pitch away.