kill em all, babe
just one shot em
Posts by Conejito
i mean, would you even trust this guy with your life
I am fully in support of this.
that time when i made a horny-ish statblock for @beepbeepster.bsky.social's rakshasa
probably need to get around to finishing this one
rabbit attempting to get up, but being pinned under a massive rat dick
bunnyposting part 14: bodyweight exercises are better with a spotter
feat. hellbenderrat
๐จ: cougr
groggy rabbit waking up, making coffee, not noticing any shrunken people around
groggy rabbit notices crumbs on the counter
shrunken people watching huge rabbit fingertip coming down
rabbit finger lands on the counter and anyone underneath
bunnyposting part 9: cleaning up the morning after the party is annoying as all hell
๐จ: @sizabledanger.bsky.social
this very much, bro ๐ฅต
Ever since THAT movie came out I've been MERCILESSLY bullied by all my friends with that damn fox
SPECIALLY @docomega.bsky.social ๐ข
if you failed that athletics check on that wood stage, i would've had to make you cause some damage to anyone who failed the dex save and fell underneath you
yooo, happy birthday!
they survived. for now.
introducing some new players to tabletop today ๐ค
gotta start them off easy and NOT face the CR30+ coney of thunderfoot boss
hap birthy, mack!
I distinctly recall my first-ever one-shot with you DMing ended up with a very, very tall bardbaribun doing battle with some other large beast.
are you even playing tabletop correctly if you're NOT trying to get as big or small as possible? ๐ค
my players when they realize my homebrew can permit stacks from different sources
follow my boyf's patreon where you can see me get outdrank by a gigantic dragon dude
these statblocks were not made with any sort of fetishes in mind
nope, not at all
bunnyposting part 61: coney of thunderfoot, castle-crushing bardbaribun (CR 30+)
of course, the size of that bun begs the question of 'what if coney had a statblock?' it needs some adjustments, but here's a WIP i've worked on recently.
as you'd expect, it's a little unfair.
๐จ: @nommz.bsky.social
introducing some new players to tabletop today ๐ค
gotta start them off easy and NOT face the CR30+ coney of thunderfoot boss
you'd do the series better, pal ๐
spend vfx billions on those choice paw shots
but first they must ink you
Gotta find the right folk that'll help there!
i GUESS we can figure out an avatar for you to wear this week
POV: You're the LUCKY tiny speck to be spotted by the big bnuuy amongst your kin, though you'll probably be no different to those he unknowingly trampled beforehand, anyway.
Flat-color comm for @conejito.bsky.social!
my players when they realize my homebrew can permit stacks from different sources
follow my boyf's patreon where you can see me get outdrank by a gigantic dragon dude
"PENALTY : OFF SIZE" #11 ๐ป
The gig is up!~
NEW page coming up this weekend on Patreon!
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