kill em all, babe

just one shot em

i mean, would you even trust this guy with your life

I am fully in support of this.

that time when i made a horny-ish statblock for @beepbeepster.bsky.social's rakshasa

probably need to get around to finishing this one

rabbit attempting to get up, but being pinned under a massive rat dick

bunnyposting part 14: bodyweight exercises are better with a spotter

feat. hellbenderrat

🎨: cougr

groggy rabbit waking up, making coffee, not noticing any shrunken people around

groggy rabbit notices crumbs on the counter

shrunken people watching huge rabbit fingertip coming down

rabbit finger lands on the counter and anyone underneath

bunnyposting part 9: cleaning up the morning after the party is annoying as all hell

🎨: @sizabledanger.bsky.social

this very much, bro 🥵

Ever since THAT movie came out I've been MERCILESSLY bullied by all my friends with that damn fox

SPECIALLY @docomega.bsky.social 💢

if you failed that athletics check on that wood stage, i would've had to make you cause some damage to anyone who failed the dex save and fell underneath you

yooo, happy birthday!

they survived. for now.

introducing some new players to tabletop today 😤

gotta start them off easy and NOT face the CR30+ coney of thunderfoot boss

hap birthy, mack!

I distinctly recall my first-ever one-shot with you DMing ended up with a very, very tall bardbaribun doing battle with some other large beast.

are you even playing tabletop correctly if you're NOT trying to get as big or small as possible? 😤

my players when they realize my homebrew can permit stacks from different sources

follow my boyf's patreon where you can see me get outdrank by a gigantic dragon dude

these statblocks were not made with any sort of fetishes in mind

nope, not at all

bunnyposting part 61: coney of thunderfoot, castle-crushing bardbaribun (CR 30+)

of course, the size of that bun begs the question of 'what if coney had a statblock?' it needs some adjustments, but here's a WIP i've worked on recently.

as you'd expect, it's a little unfair.

🎨: @nommz.bsky.social

introducing some new players to tabletop today 😤

gotta start them off easy and NOT face the CR30+ coney of thunderfoot boss

you'd do the series better, pal 😔

spend vfx billions on those choice paw shots

but first they must ink you

Gotta find the right folk that'll help there!

i GUESS we can figure out an avatar for you to wear this week

POV: You're the LUCKY tiny speck to be spotted by the big bnuuy amongst your kin, though you'll probably be no different to those he unknowingly trampled beforehand, anyway.

Flat-color comm for @conejito.bsky.social!

my players when they realize my homebrew can permit stacks from different sources

follow my boyf's patreon where you can see me get outdrank by a gigantic dragon dude

"PENALTY : OFF SIZE" #11 🍻

The gig is up!~

NEW page coming up this weekend on Patreon!

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A true challenge.

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