When people ask me where something is I tell them Earth. People like that.

Sure, you know if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear the ocean, but did you know if you hold a live crab to your ear you can hear a Trump Speech?

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Giant health insurance companies, like UnitedHealth, are under investigation for corporate fraud through their Medicare Advantage plans.

We cannot give these companies one more taxpayer dollar, let alone the $13 billion HHS Secretary Kennedy just approved.

Fuck you @schumer.senate.gov
We want ICE abolished!

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

You don't get to be the Anti-Science group and 'the smart ones'.
Those things are mutually exclusive.

Happy Earth Day!
Give the Earth a gift today, preferably your corporeal form.

Hallmark Earth Day cards. Oh, ffs.

Kegseth appears not to know what the flu did to the US Army in 1918-19. And beyond that, he truly is a moron.

If Trump really wanted an end to the war he started,he needs someone to talk some fkn sense to him abt using professional diplomats instead of his usual crackhead Epstein fan club mother fuckers Witkoff&Kushner.Anyone actually think these 2 inept fuckheads can negotiate their way out of a paper bag?

without context I'm just imagining a ballot measure that says "SAVE YOUR COUNTRY" and republicans angrily voting "NO"

"We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel, and we will vigorously defend The Atlantic and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit." - The Atlantic

The Atlantic: Kash Patel is a paranoid drunk

Kash: Imma sue you for $250 million

The Atlantic: Let’s dance, Googly Eyes

Trump's lawyers say they're 'in discussions' to resolve his $10B suit against the IRS Attorneys for President Trump say they are "in discussions" with the DOJ to potentially resolve a $10 billion lawsuit that Trump and his company filed against the IRS.

Trump has sued the government—the government that he is currently in charge of—for $10B and his lawyers are working to settle the suit.

That $10B would be taxpayer money if paid out.

Brazen corruption.

https://www.theonion.info/

Why do I cosplay? Mostly because it's fun, but also how could I go to work if I wasn't willing to cosplay as a normal person?

'single quotes' are for the bad boys

NBC News headline: Iran again closes the Strait of Hormuz after announcing its reopening Picture of oil tankers docked in port. Text: Iran reimposes 'strict control' over Strait of Hormuz, citing continued U.S. naval blockade Tehran said the strait will not be fully reopened until there is "full freedom of navigation," while Trump said Iran "can't blackmail" the U.S.

Trump: Iran “got a little cute...They wanted to close up the strait again...they can’t blackmail us”

Those of you who said he's wrong - those of you who said he's lying - those of you who said he's getting played by people smarter than him, stand for applause --- you were right, AGAIN.

"You make me feel stupid"
Please, I can't take credit for something that you clearly work so hard at.

They say consciousness is a stream, but if that's true why am I always dealing with so much white water?

The old ways die hard.
Just keep holding the pillow down firmly.

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

We all have days like this

Well I totally agree,👇🏽

Bsky staff is scrambling to convince ppl that today's outage has nothing to do with their embrace of ai. That's great. We should make them scramble more. The cost of replacing competent humans with AI needs to be greater on every single level for every single company.

“You’re calling me immoral? Well, how about I cancel care for children need, who’s immoral now?”

The Onion on display at a newsstand the Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC.

Seeing that @theonion.com is now for sale at the Port Authority Bus Terminal is the smile I needed today.

Trump’s Meme Coin Rallies as Investors Chase Mar-a-Lago Invites The price of President Trump’s meme coin surged more than 50% in 24 hours after its official website and X account said the coin’s top 297 holders would be [invited to an exclusive conference and gala...

This isn't being talked about enough:

President Trump is hosting a gala at Mar-a-Lago next week for the top 297 holders of his $TRUMP memecoin.

Not only is this blatantly corrupt, it's a national security threat.