X: The Everything App is down, so I guess I’m hanging out here on Bluesky: The Everyone-is-sad-that-Kat-Abughazaleh-lost App.

X is down so I guess I’ll have to interact with you cretins.

Ad targeting has nailed down my interests precisely (watch brands named after presidents)

Sorry to disappoint @groda.eu, but I just bought a new (to me) car.

USAID funding gets cut off and suddenly X: The Everything App stops working. Very suspicious.

All your favorite poasters (me) are now on Bluesky: The Something App

They were around for less than a year. You might say their presence was…
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Fleeting

They were like Instagram Stories. They appeared at the top of the timeline for 24 hours.

Proof of identity: ban cars (cc @groda.eu)

It's just me posting bangers into the void.

If Bsky had Fleets I would come back here permanently.

Elon has achieved his biggest Government Efficiency win yet: breaking Twitter.

It was kinda fun until the island sank due to global warming.

Dropping in to say hello from X: The Everything-Is-Broken App

I only post on X: The Everything App. But here’s a Bluesky exclusive:

I’m right here

wtf I love Threads now

Tweet by @DistractedAnna “Just saw Milf pluralized as milves, this is not okay”

then explainthis

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There's literally a guy from TPM getting roasted here for being insufficiently pure. Both "liberal and conservative media personalities" are way outside the Overton window of this place.

This is bin Laden's greatest crime.

Bluesky is so back

I'm an indoorsman (I enjoy murdering animals, but indoors)

Amid death threats and harassment, University of Chicago professor reschedules ‘The Problem of Whi...

Then I’m sure you’ll be thrilled to learn that FIRE came out in support of the lecturer’s right to hold her class back in November!

what idiot called it cybertruck and not lorry croft

yes the boot shouts

Bluesky is a boot stamping on a human face, forever, shouting…

Vibe camp? You mean NAZI FASCIST CAMP?

I thought you were the main