you GAVE it to her after you DRANK out of it??! Ewwwww

I don't think Mary Morgan has ever met a man

Interesting. My second guess was horse insurance fraud.

Actual footage from the trial:

Is it the story of the trainer who shot his client but she was so fucking awful, he was found not guilty?

Who do I know who is a mandated reporter and can answer one or two hypotheticals, esp if you are in California?

The third man

thank you, wife

Ali and I make sure that everyone feels safe saying "no" or "I can't" and when shifts can't be covered we step in and cover the shifts. We admit mistakes, we build each other up and as a result we have a really solid team.

We are all women and everyone lifts each other up and supports each other and has excellent boundaries.

I took clients to a show last weekend, we're headed to another this weekend and then another one the following weekend, and another one at the end of May.

A few years ago, the business was nearly decimated by the closing of our facility. It was really scary! As of now, we have 18 horses in training, two trainers (that's not new), three grooms, two working students and we have so much fun.

Good morning ma'am, I know I don't know you very well but I notice you are slicing bread which is a particular interest of mine

Historical illustration from "Manual de mastozoología" (c.1922) showing four mammals demonstrating different methods of carrying their young: A) a bat hanging from a branch, carrying a baby on its chest; B) a woolly opossum perched on a branch with three young clinging to its back; C) a sloth clinging to a tree trunk with its baby curled on its hip; D) a kangaroo standing on grass with a joey visible in its abdominal pouch. Each mammal is depicted in fine detail highlighting their unique maternal care postures.

🐼 Manual de mastozoología
Madrid, "Calpe"[c1922]

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I'll tell you mine if you tell me the name of the street you grew up on and your favourite teacher's name

He looks like exactly the type to have a manifesto....that he's xeroxed repeatedly and left under my windscreen wiper.

I heard the iTunes line in my head in Papa Lazarou's voice.

This could work

I can be at work for 8 hours where I ride 3 horses and teach 4 lessons, totally fine np, however a one hour trip to Costco means I have to curl up on the couch and take a nap.

A business hammock

My drafts are all things I tried to delete but hit drafts instead

Me in glasses

My horse has one too!

I went to the bathroom and was replaced

I'm going to try to keep my gushing about Oona and Maynard to this thread so everyone who is sick of it can mute.

She also is so utterly lacking in dog social skills that she tries to lick him the the way she licks us.

Oona has a hollow plastic kong with a hole in the side that you knock around and treats come out. She never plays with it, has been totally uninterested. Maynard thinks it's great. Oona is thoroughly dismayed whenever he plays with it and wants it back whenever he touches it.

In a scene from the B&w movie Scrooge (1951, released as A Christmas Carol in the United States) an adaptation of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol (1843), Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge has awoken on Christmas morning after being visited by the three ghosts, he leans out the window and tells: YOU BOY ARE THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ OPEN OR CLOSED TODAY

It's so, so good.