the harmful convo of "lets not report lies in the newspaper" lol

The #GartenofBanban Shipping Drama Is out of contorl!

they literally made a whole convoluted excuse to avoid this in the first minions movie

seems especially unhelpful in narrow corridors where you only see the camera up close within 20ft. you can just plainly make out the fake antenna

do fake security cameras usually work? i feel like unless you use binoculars, by the time you can see a camera, you can also see if it's fake. but i do not have 20/20 vision.

I will admit I only recently learned of all this shit and only knew him from the odd rt/repost of being in Ukraine.

i know i made a lot of crayon jokes but hazing is freakish. was one of the main reasons i dodged frats, that and the whole being trans thing

wonder if this cat ever called other people in the unit soft for taking leave

It's pronounced stoic

I assume he saw my first and now deleted reply where I made this mistake

You're mad about one person admitting that being stuck in self-imposed solitary confinement blows. That's a lot softer than anyone complaining about it.

Sidenote what's up with the double spaces after every period

Actually, my illiterate retired waxchewer, they did not say "covid sucked because of this", they said "this aspect of covid sucked". I know that seven tours to the stationery aisle can scramble the graymatter but this is quite a dire case, should I reach out to the VA for your sake?

Would it not be "shat"?

dawg Faine said that social isolating sucked and you called it their "biggest takeaway" lmao you're just an idiot. I see now why you went Marine Corps and not any of the other branches.

Rosewill or Crayola?

FUCK my bad

That's not what happened here and you are being wildly unnecessarily combative over an argument you imagined in your own head.

I suddenly got yelled at every day if I hadn't taken the trash can to the road, or given bizarre tasks like "figure out which of these many papers on the TV stand is the electricity bill then go take it to the co-op" and then yelled at for taking the wrong bill EVEN THOUGH WE WERE PAYING 2WKS EARLY!

I had to move back in with my parents who immediately began treating me as if I was 16 despite being 23!

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

my father once quipped "and how much of Richmond did BLM burn down?"

none! the only arson was of a bus!! not a single building got torched!

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

I'm 29 and I find them, even the shit they made when I was 15, much funnier now than 14 years ago. What 15 year old was going around sharing The Onion links other than on YouTube?

Furthermore I saw a take that implied only 15yos find The Onion funny. If you only found them funny at 15 you were an old soul then and you're distinctly humorless today, I'm sorry, the humor rarely reaches "immature adolescence" vibes. Usually only lands if you've seen real news before, for example

I fully respect all my mutuals but I wanna only touch this discourse secondhand: I really find it odd that anyone wants the company known for satire, especially of online news, to not hijack Infowars for the sake of comedy. I respect "let it die" but they got to parody IW by becoming IW.

RW social media is flooded with videos of crime happening which has a plainly observable effect on their perceptions of crime and safety

and Tim Heidecker, mind you

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

oh shit ok full disrespect then jfc