Maybe he used a Ouija board to reach out to Reagan.

#tangerinepalpatine

This is as anticlimactic as Capone being arrested for tax evasion.

Violation of “trade policies”. This is as anticlimactic as Capone going to prison for tax evasion. #shitnanigans #JusticeforVirginia #releasethefiles

And I just imagined a calendar with those athletes posing naked next to their uniforms. I bet it’d be a bestseller.

This is the only way I’d watch a certain “documentary” that was released this week. #justforshiggles

They all need to be incarcerated.

Too little, too late.

Too little too late.

Stephen Miller is a 🦁🍕💩.

Those of us who don’t have their heads in the sand or up their own butts have seen the death of #AlexPretti from various angles. I’d like to know what happened to the video he was shooting.

ChatGPT produced an abstract and outline titled “The Husbandry of La Chupacabra: Myth, Ecology, and Cultural Significance” for me in case I want to write a dissertation for a PhD. in Cryptozoology. All I have to do now is the field work. Tell me AI isn’t worth it. /s

Meet the new boss - same as the old boss.

Could someone please remind our global trading partners how economic sanctions helped to end apartheid in the early 1990s? Asking for a friend. #shitnanigans #turdreich #tangerinepalpatine #wtf2025

I couldn’t help but think of Crispus Attucks while watching the news out of Minnesota. We all know how that ended. #justiceforReneeGood #melttheICE #shitnanigans #wtf2025

My students would vehemently claim that Orwell’s society could never happen here even though there were signs that it could. It’s been over 15 years since I taught “1984”, and I wonder if they believe it now.

I knew about them being used during childbirth, and I’m happy to know now what they looked like and how they were used. Maybe this knowledge will banish visions of Leatherface working in a delivery room.

I’m trying to wrap my head around the “consequences” that will result from cancellations. These artists certainly won’t lose revenue because there are millions who would happily pay to see them elsewhere.

It definitely doesn’t apply to world leaders. #tangerinepalpatine

From the files of Mr. Smarty Pants: Female guppies think the more orange a male, the more virile it is.

Just got #Whammed at the #AustinTrailofLights. I’m actually surprised I lasted this long.

I shudder to think how much worse things would be if Gaetz hadn’t stepped down.

Didn’t he basically set up a syllogism the proves his orders are illegal? Asking for a friend. #wtf2025 #LordDampnut #shitnanigans #tangerinepalpatine

Tastes like chicken.

Didn’t he basically set up a syllogism the proves his orders are illegal? Asking for a friend. #wtf2025 #LordDampnut #shitnanigans #tangerinepalpatine

I predict an increase in sales of inflatable pig costumes for the next big protest.

It was on NBC’s Today Show this morning.

I’m predicting an increase in sales of inflatable pig costumes before the next big protest. #LordDampnut #wtf2025 #orangechickentaco