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Posts by Ward Q. Normal (he/him)

New to the idea of adding Alt Text to images? This is the best thread I’ve seen explaining what and why. The basic idea is to write a brief description of any image you post. For people who can’t see the image well and need a text-based option.

8 hours ago 108 61 4 0

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

7 hours ago 4355 1074 18 61

A lot of awful people are sad and angry. Sounds good by me.

7 hours ago 42 0 3 0
Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

11 hours ago 3149 883 3 23

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

8 hours ago 6984 1653 35 39

an elected official who doesn't care about accessibility shouldn't be an elected official.

9 hours ago 43 5 0 2

Politicians leaving office or ending their campaigns when hit with a scandal.

11 hours ago 114 19 4 0
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Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day

15 hours ago 731 170 7 1

Ask your doctor if explaining to me what I just said is right for you.

11 hours ago 183 11 5 2

The Biomedical Research Club is doing a sheep's brain dissection, and now I have "Teenage Lobotomy" stuck in my head.

"Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum"

11 hours ago 11 0 0 0

Make America Genuinely Kind Again.

13 hours ago 27 3 1 0

I can't help but notice that every time I hear about someone getting accurate, actionable intelligence from a chatbot, somebody winds up dead

16 hours ago 5 2 0 0

Only possible explanation is he's a time traveller and will die at some point in the past. Or maybe he's already dead.

13 hours ago 3 1 1 0
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Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits" Residents of the small enclave east of LA not only killed their city's proposed 250,000 square foot data center, they pushed city council to ban them altogether

Last night, after an hours-long public hearing, Monterey Park became the first city in California to pass an ordinance permanently banning data centers.

The city council voted unanimously to declare data centers a public nuisance, and to "prohibit all data centers within city limits."

My story:

17 hours ago 1860 538 28 42
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I vote my principles (destroying the Republican Party by any means necessary and immiserating their voter base for the rest of eternity).

1 day ago 614 56 5 2

Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait
Head to the polls to redistrict your state
Vote YES on the measure to hand Trump his fate
You might as well be the one

14 hours ago 76 18 6 3

Hi, it's me. A guy with a chronic illness who is apparently muddying up our risk pool. It's really uplifting to know that according to my government, my death would be a net benefit for others by lowering their costs.

15 hours ago 41 9 4 0

Funny how all the nostalgia for the old days doesn’t extend to inoculating the troops

17 hours ago 122 8 4 0

Bruce Springsteen: You can’t start a fire without a spark.

Diesel engine: Um actually…

19 hours ago 22 2 2 0
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

5 months ago 29479 6087 348 348

If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me
Tim after Tim

1 day ago 30 0 1 0

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

1 day ago 8143 2949 60 56

Close the Ark! Please for the love of god close the Ark!

1 day ago 21 0 0 0
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investigate everyone involved in DOGE

1 day ago 993 146 16 2

I genuinely believe that making people scroll past the thread and the replies before reaching the reply box would solve so many problems.

1 day ago 37 7 2 0

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

THOU SHALT READ THE REPLIES BEFORE REPLYING TO MAKE SURE THOU ART NOT BEING A REDUNDANT PISSANT.

1 day ago 41 3 0 2

If you are waiting in line to reply to my skeet about Coachella to remind me that the Coachella Festival is owned by a right wing donor, STAY IN LINE.

I have only been reminded of this fact (that I already knew) about 50 times today. Your reply is certain to be the one to make it clear to me.

1 day ago 30 2 1 0

Some folks need to get out into the world and meet more people. Imagine going through life thinking men don't find babies cute.

1 day ago 71 1 1 0
Positive anymore - Wikipedia

Positive Anymore! This is a thing I do because I grew up in the Midwest, and I did not know it was weird until other people pointed out that most people do not use the word this way."Coffee's so expensive anymore."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positiv...

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