shave your head ride your bike

we all know I have no life, so:

a photo of a roundabout intersection with a digger driving through it

knuckle tats that say DUMB/LUCK

spiritually he is

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

mario kart wheel proportions

thats what its for!

described this to my dad on the phone as "a charming little piece of infrastructure" which coincidentally is also what people on group rides call me blocking traffic

yes this is what ive been doing instead of picking my submissions for threesel what about it

a photo of a brown leather camera case with a new red leather strap

new strap made for me by @eellizardbath.bsky.social :)

I’ll eat this whale in one mouthful.

i didn't realize the main draw of game of thrones would be the fact that the most dudes rock king in history has surrounded himself with a bunch of catty old faggots

a besseler darkroom enlarger

poor things been sitting out getting rained on for 2 weeks i feel so bad for it :(

a black and white photo of a person standing on the bank of a creek in a dark puffer jacket. they are dwarfed by the landscape.

please. she gently on my dirk til i cjelli

"Nothing ever disturbs me, sir, so long as it isn't wearing a dress. cant abide it when the young fellers wear dresses, sir."

reading dirk gently in preparation for the inevitable @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social episode about this little freak

transplanting my favorite easter post over from tumblr

Yet this is nothing

jackson bradshaw There Is Still Time

i can't believe i'm only seeing this right before i leave for work i'm gonna spend my whole shift thinking about Images

i think whatever website you got your metro card from is hurting you

(after being hit in the head very hard) tank girl dating the kangaroo guy is t4t

But why pester one with all this reasoning on the subject? Speak out!

this is also my philosophy on toyotas

transgender day of getting my lip pierced

trans day of walking down the street for bibimbap with an imminent thunderstorm warning

a mirror selfie of joy wearing knee length dickies shorts printed with snarling dogs and a cropped white tank top

a mirror selfie of joy bending over toward the mirror with her hand on her knee

being visible or whatever

God looks after little children and drunks, while at every moment sending plagues and tribulation to straight-edge adults

every other time i turn my computer on the hard drive starts spinning at max speed and only stops if i unplug it and plug it back in. is that good?