Your morning reminder of some of the people still supporting a sexual predator and child rapist.

You're welcome.

i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed

Oh wwiii just started?
Perfect time for the neighbors to set off fireworks

I sure hope you chose option one as your reply.

Life got you down?

There’s a nap for that.

A masterpiece

being married is just telling your spouse the same thing over again but with increased rage every time you repeat it

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

fuck. that. guy.

fuck it

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. "Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is "Gulf of Mexico"

What to do if ice comes to your door.. one do not open doors 2. Remain silent 3. do not sign 4. report The Raid 5. fight back

What to do if ICE comes to your door...

#Immigration #HumanRights #FuckLaMigra #Law #ICE #FuckFascism

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

foggy ruins with the caption "fog is just goth air"

who doesn't know this?

i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me

Sorry to be a dinosaur / old man but I cannot emphasize enough that video-based social media has been a catastrophe for the human intellect

pic of a children's book with a chicken just released from his shell, holding a gun, titled "you tried scrambling the wrong egg motherfucker"

yesssssss!!!!

it is finally my time!

Wordle 1,290 1/6

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The longer I’m home, the more homeless I look.

Comic titled "The Educator's Guide to Winter Break." It shows a series of steps, each with a corresponding illustration. 1: Sleep in (alarm clock). 2: Make a list of all the things you want to get done (to do list with multiple chores and tasks). 3: Realize you deserve a break (light bulb). 4: Make a new list (to do list with only 2 tasks, relax and watch a movie). 5: Get started! (couch in front of a TV, with orange-socked feet hanging off the end)

Wishing you a restful break! Thank you for all you do, educators—we'll see you in the new year 👋

white zero slippers with black eyes and pumpkin noses (with an extremely messy background)

zero!

G-string M C

Sitting at a middle school choral concert thinking how absolutely absurd it would be for music teachers to be evaluated based on how many kids were on key and nailing choreography.

‘Tis the season to be mehstive

Woman with long white hair and cloak covered in stars and moon, walking through snow, surrounded by wild animals, as the sun rises

Happy Midwinter Solstice lovely Bluesky folk! ☀️🌙

May this day mark a turn towards the light, and may the return of the sun fill our hearts and homes with warmth, happiness, and kindness...

'Winter Solstice' painting by Belgian based artist, Tijana Lukovic - www.tijanadraws.com #WInterSolstice

[Being murdered]

"Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"

Husband: we got invited to 3 holiday parties

Me: yay people like us

Husband: are we going

Me: absolutely not

I fucking hate the post