You are on the outs!

Max drip!

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It's this guy...

Pump!

Honestly... 5' x 12' would be great @

Uber Eats...maybe the company will flip for it.

You deserve ore than that!

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So, I'm guessing this Aurelius guy isn't in the Trump Regime.

@devincow.bsky.social .

Best served cold, eh?

Not remotely 😆

Winner for most aggressive self promotion (newsletter is excellent, too 👌) Congratulations.

Boy, real student of recent history, eh?

It's not a war. It's a cosmic-sized fuck up that was allowed to happen because we refuse to remove a lunatic from power.

Use your words, people...

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Meanwhile, back in Texas, the State GOP is regretting starting this whole mess...

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Someone say cabinet meeting...?

Same could be said of your lady parts.

(sorry mom...but I'm sure she'd agree.)

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Atta way, Gov Abbott!!

🎶 8675 3oh9 🎶

#gohawks

Corner? Like Corner store?

"I Never heard of that."

If there's food involved, you are Archie's (situational) favorite

We have two functioning branches of government and they are both twisted and aligned.

Stan-LEE!

Wrong-oh, Valdy.

FML!

(OUR lives)

Being a woman is a tell...

Profanity has never been this funny.

*****