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Posts by Tanis Fowler

And the music was better. I love a Jock Jam, but I would much rather listen to Chappell Roan. Also, a lady with a Protect the Dolls bag made it on the jumbotron and maybe got the biggest cheer of the game.

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Went to a Sceptres game tonight and it was a Pride celebration night, but one gets the feeling it’s kind of like that every night, and good-for-her.gif. It was marvellous to watch a bunch of young kids have heroes who look like them to look up to, I wish I’d been able to have that as a kid.

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Pull him! God! I’m sure it’s hard when you are a closer and all that, but Schneider, are you addicted to losing?

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Yes, Doug Ford, Quebec bought private jets — but not for the premier's travels | CBC News Last week, Ontario’s premier pointed to a fleet of Quebec government-owned planes as justification for having his own private aircraft. But Quebec’s premier has no such private plane. We got to the bo...

"There is no government plane for the premier’s exclusive travel, according to a spokesperson for the premier’s office. They said the jets Ford was referring to are used for medical transport."

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We just called it two dollar Tuesdays or cheap Tuesdays before that.

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I am entertaining forgiveness for Hoffman.

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NOICE!

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One more, buddy!

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Nice.

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Listen to your catcher.

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Ok, ok, ok.

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Sigh.

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Let’s not mess this up, Hoffman.

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Seriously. Giant theatre companies are constantly like “WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO SEE MOVIES IN THEATRES?!” Well, there are no human beings to buy tickets from, they cost $16-$19, concessions are insanely priced and I have to sit through dozens of commercials. Give people a break once in a while!

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He seems like a real card, too.

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Twoonie Tuesday movie nights

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It’s like they used a little bit of Gausman to regrow a new version in a lab and this one came back stronger. Also, I have a crush on Davis Schneider.

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Past me would be upset by how much current me is enjoying all the moustaches on the Jays.

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Do all hits sound this loud in Angel Stadium?

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IT IS SNOWING. EFF OFFFFFFF!!!!

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I don’t know why, but I am so tired that I would very much like for somebody to come over here and brush my teeth and wash my face for me and put me to bed. Maybe it’s this shit-ass weather we’ve been having, but I have had it and every part of me aches.

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Picked the wrong guy tonight, Schneider.

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Welp.

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If I was rich, Christie’s would love to see me coming to this.

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My weather app says there’s a chance of snow on Sunday, and if that happens, I need you all to know that I am going to go something something.

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But also:

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Who of the crew would commit this crime?
Might a little brat make a mommy go splat?
It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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one thing cut from this Pitt finale feature was ken kirby (Dr Shen) between takes looking at a prosthetic newborn baby lying in a roasting pan and asking noah wyle what temp he should cook it at

wyle: 350! [pause, glance at me]
don’t print that [pause]
because it’s an old family recipe.

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A large plastic container filled with fruit salad

A large plastic container filled with fruit salad

Usually, once a week, I buy strawberries, grapes, kiwi, pineapple and blueberries and listen to a podcast while I cut them all up and mix them together with the juice of one lime and a drizzle of honey. It keeps well and I can eat a bowl of it for dessert or breakfast with some yogurt.

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MATTY Matheson!

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