This is such a radio phenomenon that it's actually heartwarming that someone did it so successfully on TV

you are doing 'Vince loved me but that damned Johnny Ace' on an institutional scale

If you actually believe this you're beyond help. How do you think Dave Meltzer knew enough about it to ask the promoter for comment in the first place

I think three separate times Middlesbrough have come up and I've gone idk Hasselbaink 04/05 and it's been spot on

Been on a good run of late but it has brought home how much more 2004-05 lives in my memory than I realised

tbf I could believe Tony chuckles his way through the JCW recaps in the observer

I remember being about 18 when he was comedically bad for Lazio. So bad he was dropped for an honest to god old man

Need to get Russell Howard down the bottom for being so boring and repressed. Which pains me because I would genuinely love nothing more than to adopt a contrarian 'actually Russell Howard is really good' stance

Just how often are senior academics murdering students to take credit for their career defining discovery? Feel like that's a thing that needs to have happened more to justify the volume of crime dramas to use it as a plot. Not an even every day occurrence but at least a couple in a decade

thinking about buying some 8x10s of forgotten Hollyoaks cast members www.ebay.co.uk/itm/35648180...

Long one of my favourite youtube videos even though it's just the 999 theme and a still image of Michael Buerk. Staring at you, through you, haughtily www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA4f...

Just wrote a passive aggressive email to the council. I feel so alive.

Has a man ever looked sluttier

Heavy lines around my eyes when I smile now. Fortunately, I don't. But time is still coming for me

see you on groovy, funky Channel 27 brother

check THIS out

Got my haircut earlier and a massive clump of hair landed on the tip of my nose and for the first time in my life I understood those guys with huge bushy moustaches. Hell yeah brother

Results from a blog from 2005 making the first page of the google search. Not even the SEO boys are bothering

Alex Parks: Back From Obscurity? One Man & His Blog 27 Oct 2005 — Alex disappeared from sight. Now, she's back, with a new single of original material. And it's rather good.

fingers crossed

I have been staying offline all day to avoid people's audition for the Have I Got News For You writers room and I've got to tell you, I don't know anything that's happened today and I don't mind it

Just spent an hour cleaning because I dropped my phone behind a cupboard that is so hard to reach I may as well do a proper job of it because I won't be going back there for years 👍