Quote from a New Yorker profile about Sam Altman, who met his husband late at night in Peter Thiel’s hot tub.

Has there ever been a more cursed meet cute?

This week, a coalition of almost 300 experts & organizations called for a 5 year moratorium on AI in education. We ignore them at our children’s peril. fairplayforkids.org/wp-content/u...

WSJ headline: “For its next act, Allbirds makes an unlikely pivot from shoes to AI”

Hmmm I wonder if there’s an AI bubble

Thursday, 4 pm, City Hall Park, NYC!*

This, for me, is a good enough reason to have children.

10yo: Who’s that guy who invented marksmanship?
Me: …?
10yo: You know, like Communism?

BREAKING: My mommy says I’m a very special big girl!

Bondi Beached

To be candid they’re like bad supermarket bagels

Did you realize a crumpet is just an english muffin??

They never tell you that a hot crossed bun is just a cinnamon raisin bagel without the hole.

Also known as, “I can no longer pretend to care about your hobby.”

The stage of perimenopause I‘m in is, I just spent three days trying to remember what a golf club was called.

NY Post headline: “Rob Schneider calls for US to restore military draft for our nation’s young people amid Iran war

Well we no longer have a constitution, but thank god we still have Rob Schneider

Get Big Tech Off Kids' Desks | Schools Beyond Screens Four Norms makes collective action possible for parents — with the tools, language, and support to push back on tech's influence and rebuild what childhood should be.

It's almost like we need an emergency audit into all LAUSD tech contracts! www.fournorms.com/campaigns/ge...

Ex-LAUSD employee, tech vendor charged in alleged $22 million contracting scheme The case first come to light in April 2022. Since then, LAUSD’s Office of Inspector General and the DA’s Bureau of Investigation have been actively working on it, the D.A. says.

A month after the LAUSD Superintendent's home & office were raided during an investigation into tech contract fraud, a former LAUSD employee was indicted on charges relating to tech contract fraud. www.dailynews.com/2026/03/26/e...

Hey @rweingarten.bsky.social, how’s that partnership with Open AI working out for you?

He literally talked at me for half an hour stream of consciousness while I stared at my computer screen and tried to ignore him

He also told me his favorite television shows were “Just Shoot Me” and “the one with the Black guy.” Unfortunately he is NOT a fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm. (“That’s the one with the Jewish guy?”)

A British man just bragged to me that “we never had slavery in this country.”

The whole internet loves Claude, the official LLM of the Resistance! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that Claude bombed an elementary school.

WSJ reporting that the U.S. used Claude for the air strikes in Iran. Centcom has been using Claude "for intelligence assessments, target identification and simulating battle scenarios" www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

These are criminal acts, and there is no way to find the other side of this without meaningful accountability for this—like “in the dock at The Hague” accountability.

Sorry if this is controversial, but it’s my opinion that Donald Trump sucks absolute shit.

Schools Beyond Screens demands an emergency audit of all tech contracts awarded during Superintendent Carvalho’s tenure at LAUSD. Please sign & share: www.fournorms.com/campaigns/ge...

Schools Beyond Screens demands an emergency audit of all tech contracts awarded during Superintendent Carvalho’s tenure at LAUSD. Please sign & share: www.fournorms.com/campaigns/ge...

AI sexualized a California 4th grader's book report. Can the state safeguard students? An incident with Adobe AI software is raising question about whether the California Department of Education can effectively patrol a new technology.

calmatters.org/economy/tech...

The investigation allegedly began under the Biden DOJ, and dates back to Carvalho’s time in Miami. The timing of the raid may be politically motivated, but this man is no leftist martyr. He’s an enemy of the unions who’s been selling off our schools to his Big Tech buddies for years.

Two days ago, I was told that Superintendent Carvalho privately refers to me & my advocacy group as “those Schools Beyond Screens bitches.” Yesterday, he learned that karma’s a bitch, too. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...

Two days ago, I was told that Superintendent Carvalho privately refers to me & my advocacy group as “those Schools Beyond Screens bitches.” Yesterday, he learned that karma’s a bitch, too. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...