I'll cop to it; I'm usually the first guy.

Unless it's an occasion where I'm trying to get to know a new artist or I just really want to see their take on one of my characters, I usually go into a commission knowing exactly what I want and will go into way too much detail about it.

Personally I'd name it... Dangan Rinpō: The Magnum Monk.

"Cast your attachments into the powder and lead; let their weight obliterate your enemies."

That's some good bug culture, Beri.

Nothing sells you as a student of the school of R. Crumb more than when you draw males, Joe. (affectionate)

Ah shit, you just reminded me I wanted to get my hyperpreg superheroine MayTernity finally designed.

I want to read a comic about a woman comprised of soft spheres navigating a house.

The only reason why I haven't made one myself is that I lack the artistic talent to do it myself and know the detail in which I would describe the process would be prohibitively expensive.

Good stuff; damn good!

Community artists used to embody the trope, surrounding their personal sona with their harem of OCs, but it's no longer in vogue... too many people called it cringe.

There's still holdouts, but these days most artists just remove the surrogate from the harem and make the girls kiss each other.

Because the silver age of the harem subgenre that everyone knows more or less died around 2010 with the rise of the isekai subgenre (because isekai subsumed it as a further wish fulfillment trope).

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Bold of you to assume either of them are ever happy despite their impossible bounty these days.

Swap the sewing kit and the playdoh cookies and I'm pretty close to agreeing on this list, tbh.

This place is the new Tumblr, isn't it?

Where the community is largely nice and chill but the folks in charge just fucking suck?

Imagine if Warhammer was easy enough to learn that kids could play it and modestly priced enough that you wouldn't feel irresponsible letting those kids build and play with the minis.

Social media is spectacular at sandblasting away nuance and amplifying the cringiest behavior, and that's how we got the loudest jerkasses smugly pirating shit while daring the corporations they pirate from to sue them straight into the mantle layer.

I wish I had known this was a thing... I absolutely would have tried it.

That is admittedly complicated.

I have some favorites that I go to, but you don't need me to tell you to mind the triangle.

Gives you the opportunity to have her doing something flirty like resting her belly or booty in the sink.

Respect.
Instant weight gain is easier to sequence because you can recycle a lot of the first image, but IMO it's rarely that interesting.

You could always go with the mirror selfie chronicling the journey so you have an excuse to have a simple repeated background and either a ½ or ¾ image.

Are you trying to make it seem like an extended period of time between each gain or do you just want to do some instant weight gain bullshit?

Possibly; it's relatively consistent, but it's certainly got some anachronisms, like Mega Man III on the arcade cabinet.

Still, it's hard to not feel nostalgic for this specific era and aesthetic of Pizza Hut... I'm not made of stone.

Definitely true, but the attention economy of social media has already borked the brains of a lot of artists, especially with the potential financial ramifications the attention brings.

Lots of poor bastards are on that treadmill, even though its killing them.

If anything it's arguably harder to be a NSFW artist because naughty bits are kind of hard to dial in to be appealing... to say nothing of how you inherently don't have the same visibility as SFW.

Honestly, mad respect for making sure your shit is safe in these uncertain times.

To be fair, the most interesting thing about her is her superpower and arguably her courtesan-esque costume.

I think unbirth into a nurturing womb sounds like a spa day.

The prospect of regressing in age, losing functionality and thought... I've seen too many people with dementia to ever want that.

Don't know why I remember her after all these years.

It's not my kink but I am too old and tired to kinkshame, especially something this overall harmless.

Based on your shape language I figured it was either diapers or hyper anatomy, and while social media is increasingly squeamish about exposed genitalia, the community generally loves walk-in fupas.

Aah, my guess was correct then.

More power to you.

This one always reminded me of a Ranma ½ hentai clone I'm still not sure was actually real or just something I hallucinated once: I think the gimmick was that the protag flipped genders every time they had an orgasm.