THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS SPLATTER

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Dulux mate. ‘Gaze upon this brush-like dog!’

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

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‘The Couple:’

(An image of Kevin and rishon Uxbridge from the TNG episode ‘The Survivors’

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An Illinois couple turned their entire property into a forest. From satellite view it looks like a solid green square. The trees block wind, kill noise, and create their own microclimate inside.

(An image from the air of this arboreal enclosure)

Me trying to talk about property prices at a party like an actual human man

Came here to make this joke

Truly a useful parable that no one is immune to having done a fucking weird gig or two

This is the film that Lynch’s shamanic vision would drive him to make - little knowing that the Gods that demand these colourful half-realities had already found their instrument elsewhere.

It is as astounding as it is baffling

Throughout

One for @benjaminahr.mobi

‘Debate me* coward.’

*There is no me.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED•UP ZOMBIES!!?

I have waited a very long time to see this movie.

WALTER WHITE: This is just a setback. We start again and we do it even bigger this time.

SWEEP: [High-pitched squeaking noises]

WALTER: We’re finished when I say we‘re finished, you fucking glove

‘This safe, yet allegedly unpopular, opinion is a hateful way to title an article. Heres why.’

Absolute cinema

Well…third time’s the charm they say…

I have begun to metastasise into other south east London groups because i need it

Oh im well aware. But i can only dream x

I have sworn never to use AI to compose images but have begun to list things I would like to see - were I ever rich enough to commission them from a real artist.

Number one, with a bullet, is ‘the cast of SPACEBALLS and the cast of THE PRINCESS BRIDE about to rumble like in WEST SIDE STORY’

‘I get it’ he says ‘tv gigs for the jobbing comic are few and far between’

No mate!! You do not, in any sense, get it! This is one of the only shows on TV that has the magic combination of ‘prestige’ and ‘you don’t have to pretend to enjoy the company of Jimmy Carr’

Easy A

An illustration by concept artist Franck Besançon. It features some kind hellish, inquisitor like creature whos red raw flesh is segmented by incisive ringlets. It holds a riding crop and its head is a kind of vaginal aperture that sprouts into a large, brain-like globe. It sits on the back of a strange beast - carrying or dragging several bandaged corpses. The horned beast has two heads in the form of two disproportionately large human faces - both racked with anguish and fear. The post features a close up of these two face

A new ‘The Road To…’ movie, but about these guys:

A diary entry on Google calendar for the SPACEBALLS 2 premiere - 23rd of April - 2027

Reasons to live:

I was a fool to press on…

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Teachers seize disco equipment from 12-year-old boy who hosted rave in school toilets 'Cael had been up and ready to leave early that morning, and he had the biggest smile on his face so I knew he had something up his sleeve'

Some God-tier stuff here. He’e like the Kwisatz Haderach of fucking the Police.