GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?
BREAKING: Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait of Hormuz was open, massive trades hit the market.
Investors sold a combined 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures, a $760 million bet that oil would go down.
These orders were much larger than anything else at the time.
Unusual.
Newsday.com/matt
Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.
While we're making fun of Pete Hegseth's PULP FICTION faux pas, now's a good time to remind everyone that Quentin Tarantino stole that monologue from a Sonny Chiba movie.
If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than:
Tesla
Southwest
Disney
Live Nation
HP
United
PayPal
CVS Health
Palantir
Citigroup
PG&E
3M
That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax.
It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
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Microsoft says Copilot is for entertainment purposes only, not serious use — firm pushing AI hard to consumers tells users not to rely on it for important advice, per Tom’s Hardware
I’m leaning in by rewatching all the Harry Potter films. Seems more real than this timeline.
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.
My kid told me last night that most of his classmates are not interested in using AI “because we should probably actually learn stuff and also because I’d rather use water for drinking and showers.”
Just a reminder that the senator who sponsored the bill which became law with broad bipartisan support that states a president cannot pull the US out of NATO without congressional approval was …
Marco Rubio.
Montana — yes, deep red Montana — has a plan to effectively neuter Citizens United.
No Supreme Court ruling or constitutional amendment needed.
This is no joke.
Here's how it works. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fP...
GPS be like “Take the Mockingbird Exit”
You be like “Eff off little GPS man. You don’t live here. You don’t know the pain.“
Martin Short faces the camera in a close-up portrait at an event. He has short, slightly tousled brown hair with some gray and light-coloured eyes. He wears a dark suit jacket over a black dress shirt with a dark green tie that has small light patterns. The background is a dark purple event backdrop with partially visible cursive lettering behind him.
Happy birthday to Martin Short, born on this day in 1950 in Hamilton!
In his career, he has won two Emmys, two Actor Awards and a Tony. He has been awarded the Order of Canada and a star on Canada's Walk of Fame. In 2015, a stamp was issued by Canada Post to honour him.
To be clear, ICE agents are still being paid. TSA agents are not. A gut punch for these folks who have to work under this reality.
📌 Senate Dems tried 7 times to pass standalone funding bills specifically for TSA pay and operations during the partial DHS shutdown. Republicans blocked each attempt.
Newsday.com/matt
Ken from Chicago beat me to it. I was gonna say David E. Kelley or Stephen Bochco, but yea.
Call your reps. demand his removal He is obviously insane.
I'm old enough to remember living in a time when the adults were in charge. Now we we're living in the Age of Ignorance & Dumbfuckery...
Robert Mueller is war hero who once recovered the body of a dead American soldier behind enemy lines. He was shot by an enemy soldier & went back to war 3 months later. A Marine and is in Army Ranger HoF. Awarded Purple Heart/Bronze Star.
Trump should be removed from office.
Holy hot damn.
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.