Aye, very good. Sadly , the one I attended just the once started and finished with a toast to the British King. That was it for me. Do they all do that?.

Bagpipes for mental health, cultural resistance and rebirth, aerobic exercise and resonant sound healing. Just what I need after another less than inspiring day. That’s Mondays for ye. Never liked them.

It’s a hard time to be a flat Earth advocate

Screw Russia.

MONTY PYTHON'S THE LIFE OF BRIAN ( BIG NOSE ) YouTube video by KING KENDO

He really means it this time. Really really really. youtu.be/JAVvEQvnDm0

Give it a go. Careful not to get it in your eyes.

Unless you want to cover your veg in pesticides, some insect damage is inevitable. You can always make a chilli/ garlic brew in water and use it as a spray.

Practice. Read books. Talk to them.

Well, if they can monetise misery I’m sure someone will jump on it. Misery is a renewable commodity.

If this was the other place, some yoon would make a joke about the CalMac boat being in dry dock. Here, however, I’d like to point out they do much better than the British Navy.

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich

Well, today we're taxing the rich...

Utterly tone deaf, the pair of them.

I cried on the day he died. Then three months later, in a bookshop in Ullapool, I found his last published book. I savoured every page. What a storyteller he was. Sadly missed.

Some mushroom growers do the same to raise vitamin levels. B12, I think.

I’d run from that.

Ha ha. There’s a new name going around for Rapey Donald. It’s “Senile Satan”. He really does have the bigliest collection of rude names for any president ever.

Fucking barbarians works well.

Screw you. Who cares? Just kidding. Honestly, just kidding.

Greek police using masked 'mercenaries' to push migrants back across border Mercenaries recruited since at least 2020 for illegal migrant ‘pushbacks’ in Greece, BBC told

When the poor hunt the poor across mountain and moor, the rich man can keep them in chains. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Crivvens! It’s looking a bit dodgy out there in May and beyond.

Some good news, and they can hold a tune.

If US car makers won’t make them, then hell mend them. If you do buy Chinese, please send a photo to Rapey Donald.

Try Canada. Or Mexico.

Only diesel available at Tesco fuel station in Elgin, Scotland.

It’s not all bad. I’m sitting on the north coast of Scotland , enjoying the scenery on my Sunday walk having a right good laugh at him. Not you. Just him. I’d love to have seen the twinkle in his eye when he came up with this one. One of his bigliest ideas yet.

A bit of cheery techno always helps. I hope it’s enough. Old white men everywhere need to not be in charge any more.

When they got back, one of the astronauts was asked “ How long ye been a wafer? “

Israel is a fascist state built on warfare and murder. Much like Iran and America. There will be no peace until all their religious maniacs are dead.

Aye, very good. The gazebo blew away overnight, though.

Collateral damage to the anti-vax option.