It’s so obvious in retrospect like the color choices are too weird and specific for them NOT to be. Like, why bug green, if not for bug? Duh.

I feel EXTREMELY STUPID I am nearing 250 hours in Pokopia and just figured out that the 18 available colors (I never counted them until just now) map to the 18 types.

Can This Chaotic Brooklyn Plaza Be Car-Free? Mamdani Says Yes.

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Reminder that Adam fuckass Baldwin has taken credit for either creating/popularizing THE GAMERGATE HASHTAG of all fucking things to remind people where exactly he falls in the "this guy is a total prick" scale.

Where we're at in society with everything crumbling has a direct line back to that chud.

having to remember Adam Baldwin feel like a cosmic punishment

But also I watched Scyther and Excadrill flirt about how good they are with their sword arms and am attacked every ten minutes for being an IT guy who collects CDs so it’s just also got that charm.

I LIKE Pokemon and Animal Crossing, and those were the two I figured that it was a hybrid of (I never played Dragon Quest Builders) but it’s also got Minecraft in it, and we alllllllll know what happens to me when a game has Minecraft in it.

It is such a rare video game that has me laying in bed at four am having gotten somewhere between one and two sleep chunks thinking ‘I am so very tired and yet it is very tempting to get up and play game instead of sleeping’ but Pokopia has turned out to be one of them in a way I did not anticipate.

As per usual for whenever I am in Downtown Brooklyn: man I love Downtown Brooklyn I wish I lived here like I was supposed to be able to do by now.

Three days ago I was like ‘I should download pokopia and put my switch in my backpack so I have it for jury duty’. I did not do this and now I am sitting here yearning for my switch and pokopia.

Out of 473 minutes of music listened to in February, 157 of them were The Wonder Years.

Really well adjusted and normal emotion filled month February was.

I need carshare apps to add a no Tesla mode so badly. The acceleration in these always makes me sick.

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

Being out at the bar dancing with your friends until 1am will really remind you that life is worth living.

giving lectures on cocktails to my friends at the bar that served me a gimlet in a highball glass

So many jewelry boxes put so much space into ring slots and I have like four rings total and don’t like wearing rings at all so that is just hugely wasted space for me that could be earrings or necklaces or watch bands.

It’s been a week and I am still trying to find a new jewelry box that meets all my needs but unfortunately my current one is really perfect just too small now. I just need a wider version of this.

I think I’ve looked at every jewelry box on the internet and still have not found something to solve my current problem. I might become insane.

What a good day. Started off a little weak, but then I saw the sun and got a promotion and walked right onto the subway and ate conveyor belt sushi with my friends and had a surprisingly nice trip home and now I’m going to sleep at 10. I wish every day was like today.

i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨

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Trent Reznor is a tulpa.

I truly wish the “blue no matter who” contingent would just shut up until after the primary and let people who want a better candidate call for one in peace instead of screaming about how we all need to slobber daddy newsom’s hog before he’s declared or else we’re somehow fascist.

MID OFF

seahawks are cousins to eagles and therefore go birds

for someone whose team is not playing today I sure did manage to make myself an outfit entirely consisting of green and white huh

Cleaning my apartment is actually a really useful way to get myself to go to bed at a reasonable time. It is both exhausting and also blocks me off from going into certain sections of it until the only place I can go is my bed.

O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW

'This news has moved me from "maybe computer use should be regulated" to "Butlerian Jihad Now" on the radicalisation scale.'

Generally I don't think people should read RPF of themselves but I genuinely hope Isaac Chotiner has read the piece where he interviews the town from The Lottery