pretty rude that getting a haircut doesn’t fix all my problems

Your explanation doesn’t stop me from being disappointed.

give ‘em the ol’ Luigi Mangione

YEAH, well you know what? I wish I had a mother that was proud of me.

I hate myself, I’m a monster, kill me

it’s december aka. someone crushes my head in with a cinderblock. month

I’m trying to ignore all the weird pains and organ displacement in my body and just live my shitty little life

I got horny and then had a panic attack.

Train your dogs to not jump up on people. Nobody likes that shit.

Every time I hang out with even the smallest unit of my family, it makes me depressed.

ayyy I’m stabilizin’

I took da substance.

My skull is so smooth. So smooth and sturdy. Grateful for that.

I made a Google Plus account, u there?

I made a Google Plus account, u there?

Bat out of hell? In this economy?

wow. okay maybe i shouldn’t have called you sluts

I got DMs now, you sluts better DM me

I heard this place got DMs but I don’t see ‘em

Many different types of workers are in my field: medical assistants, nurses, doctors, canvassers, digital media, outreach, grant writers, funders… but my least favorite?

The fucking researchers. It goes to show what reading about something and never experiencing it firsthand does to a motherfucker

why don’t people do car wash fundraisers anymore? genuinely question

going to be depressed on purpose, for fun

“But what about the rockets fired on Israel!” bro they don’t even hit nobody. dogs are more fucked up by fireworks on the 4th of July than those toys

oh god I’m so confused

I’m watching Five Nights at Freddy’s, which as I understand, will finally make me understand the youth

I hate knowing anything

I really hope everyone can work through all the really valid factors at play and we can compromise. It really doesn’t help that a few of my white coworkers are inserting themselves and vilifying POC coworkers! Worst workplace dynamic ever!

one punch man wiping sweat off his face with a rag

My Latinx coworkers are disagreeing with my Black coworkers about strategic issues related to health care provision and location and they’re all venting to me about each other and my white crusty ass is in the middle trying to be a good supportive listener like

I guess I’m tripping. I thought people had become aware that 9/11 was clearly caused by the cruelty and actions of the United States. But now people think such attacks come out of nowhere? I feel like I need a disclaimer in my will that my death, no matter what, is my country’s fault lmao

how are people letting others put these crooked ass tattoos on their body? do they do NO research before the needle sinks into their skin?