Awful trophy. Should've got Beverages, GEROLSTEINER BRUNNEN GmbH & Co. KG (Gerolsteiner), naturally sparkling, mineral bottled water or something, missed opportunity from Sullivan and Gold

And I am not anti Goldman Sachs opening, but come on

I was talking about Beeni

Oh well, at least I'm saving £4 a month now and can care even less than I already did

Lmao Karlheinz Forster is so shit at free kicks

Woodley United out of the League Cup!!! No Quadruple this year, you bastards.

How can we eliminate these vermin or at least make them too ashamed to step outside

Already been the Burnley Central 4 times since last night. Gonna be a long, nervy day.

Netflix catching Ls as soon as Dave Watson signed up Lethal Bizzle.

The exact same people who get rich selling you Super Energy Kale Soup get even richer selling you Broccoli, stalks, raw. It's literally a conspiracy!

Who’s to say a little handful of the crowd don’t find their way to Walmer, and shit, all those tour buses know your address Mof Gimmers

Je Suis Joe Stephenson

So the other day I noticed the ink of all my pens had finished so I went to the stationary shop to buy some pens, but the shopkeeper told me he had no pens cos Parco Peus took them all. Now I will fail my exams and my future will be ruined.

disrespecting bloggers are funny like yeah cool you have lots of money. and.

Pfizer jabs and Muhamed Bešić goals. What a Sunday

Sergio Busquets is quality.

the skeleton from all bar one turning into Hank Winter there smh

My seat is comfy. My beverages are properly chilled. My takes are prepped. Azerbaijan v Austria. Let's go.

Not the first time I have related this boring encounter, nor will it be the last: Vincenzo Iaquinta on the Stansted Express

Valon Berisha is like a cross between Sergio Busquets and Mark Marshall.

Great Ferret legging training session with Ryan Lowe

Go-Moku is good

We all know the Piotr Zielinski ending saga at Newent Town will become a Netflix series, and it will be called niggles

Proper injured myself playing Esports once. During rehab my physio pointed out I had, and I quote A construing Butt.

Occasional Flower arranging tutor!? I'm in!

Shakespeare Lyrics that was truly delicious! I went for Beverages, Energy drink, AMP and Mediterranean Lentil Salad because, why not

I was on a plane to Wymondham when suddenly a BALL hit the plane! Luckily, it wasn't to serious but we had to do emergency landing. Once we landed we found out what happened. It was Panuel Peuer practising his penalties!

Anyway I won my Figure skating game today. Let me go drink 4 TurboShandies and start a small electrical fire in my house.

Speaking as, someone who is trapped in a cycle of hysterically tweeting about MORNINGSTAR FARMS Roasted Garlic & Quinoa Burger, frozen, unprepared and getting rewarded with exponential growth in favs/followers, I demand to be freed from this personal hell asap

Alaba, Alaba, give me free Pears, canned, extra heavy syrup pack, solids and liquidss