i wish this was my phone

last time i saw a soap opera they were doing a school shooter storyline, the blood looked like red kool aid, and it was preempted by 9/11

meanwhile six weeks have passed in those episodes' A-plots

i do, but i'm in canada

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i've caught some blocks saying stuff like this. there should be a way to see if im in here

"i cast fireball"
"i believe you mean rapid onset projectile combustion"
"...right"
"the gorblins have succumbed to rapid onset personal combustion"

i keep getting older but the golden girls stay the same age 😌

a white cat in a green suitcase

the white cat sinks deeper into the suitcase

im told he's been sitting there alll day

it seems sort of cheerful and i'm not seeing anything laugh out loud funny but nice art and it's pleasant feels like more than you can expect from newspaper comics

someone mentioned "rose is rose" in a negative way and it's not a comic that was in my newspaper so i wasn't familiar but idk maybe it's a bad comic but the cartooning is really fun, i think

Had a package stolen off my porch, devastated

All it had in it was A SKEIN OF YARN too like you're not going to be able to resell it. You probably threw it out somewhere. Bring it back loser I need it to make a gift!!!!!

If someone wants to commission me something small so that I can buy new yarn before my next paycheck comes in, I'm so down. I'm 100% serious lol, the time I have remaining to make this birthday scarf dwindles by the day

a friend of mine is going to see electric callboy when they're in montreal, i think

thats rad as hell

you understand that all these alt accounts are fake, right

the artemis 2 pic is taken from the dark side and if that isn't interesting to you, stop cosplaying as science account

crazy to consider that books are for entertainment

i can see why you'd cast this guy to play a dipshit but dan is literally from hong kong and this guy is a white who is racist about asians???

sometimes, you gotta corn

heres a fun fact about baby steps: the camera is a physical object and snow reacts to it

i'd say she's a brick house

epic's putting ai in unreal engine, keep not upgrading past 4.27

an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes!
#illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes

a cartoon illustration of famous cartoon cat Garfield, styled as Garth Marenghi of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, with the lightly tinted aviator glasses, leather jacket, black button up and purple tie. he has a skull that is probably not Jon Arbuckle because it's far too small. the text reads "Mondays are my Darkplace"

💀 Garf Marenghi 💀

kinda funny guys everywhere thank you

defeated the manbreaker with help from my pit crew @sephiramy.bsky.social and @kayzig.bsky.social

just scampered on up

defeated the manbreaker with help from my pit crew @sephiramy.bsky.social and @kayzig.bsky.social