Ah shit they're saying our days as the global hegemon are over. I was really materially benefiting from that. :(

new intrusive thought: Dune pain box X SNL "dick in a box" song

intrusive thought: combination Dune painful hand box and Se7en "what's in the box???" scene

jern tumnus

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horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

the Binghamton Whalers shirt. I'm dying

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are a casey mittelstadt sabres jersey I also HAD to get because he was the first major pro sports player to EVER have my last name, and a casey mittelstadt bruins jersey because what do you mean he plays for the local team now)

also my jersey collection is fighting (I have three NHL jerseys, the first was patrice bergeron because it's my dad's last name and he was such a huge bruins fan and obviously loved the captain with his name so I like had to get one when he died, and the other two

it will probably make all my boston friends mad but I'm kinda sorta rooting for the sabres

114 Years Ago Today: View of the fans arriving for the first game at brand new Fenway Park! (April 20, 1912) #MLB #Boston #RedSox #History

I love it when someone on my team (of 4, including the director) gets a job change to another department that's also effectively a promotion and they don't fill the position on my team. I love it even more the second time this happens

BREEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNDA!!

we live in hell

I don’t practice sanitaria, I don’t have crystal ball, I made a million dollars at Saudi back LIV Golf

stumbled on a youtube video that's a dude dissecting the music theory and also rig rundowning jsbx's 'orange' and I don't know if there's ever been a youtube video more targeted at me

I think the thing that is most through the looking glass about graham platner is that, even sitting aside the nazi ties, he was literally a mercenary

the microwave always kills me

you’re celebrating robot runners? On Patriots’ Day??

I don’t think so!

Any and all scientists and engineers that built the running robot: I curse you. May the bread you eat taste as ashes in your mouths

you all know I really hate to hand it to the strokes but in this case I must

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

I really hate to hand it to either of these bands but I simply have to

tune that fuckin bass drum san antonio

I👏MMAC👏U👏LATE👏

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

does anyone wanna give me like, $3000