Sometimes I play small town shopping roulette, where I stop at the local Dollar General instead of the grocery store hoping they have the thing I need.
This time they did not.

Tried the cat in a wreath thing and this is about the best I'm getting

At this point I'm gonna have to see if my SA Forums account still works

People are ripping on Pete Davidson playing a Saudi funded comedy festival but did you consider that it's a front for him to get vengeance for his dad they killed on 9/11?

True, money and power are a hell of a delusional drug

OK but once the protests have escalated and the shit really starts to go down we need the Black Bull flags to come out

Instead of blaming moms taking Tylenol we should look at the amount of microplastics in the dad's semen that causes the lifelong obsession with Legos and/or model trains

If the Government refuses to give us the Epstein list can we at least get the list of compromised names that Jared Leto has that lets him continue to get movie roles?

Then later Dunkin runs out butts

My friend misheard Kpop Demon Hunters as Cake Pop Demon Hunters and now I'm thinking of a group of blonde Southern Baptist girls that go to Sewanee and tell everyone theyre going to hell and say theyre virgins because they only do butt stuff

Tractor Supply got the deer robotrippin like 2000s Lil Wayne

C'mon man you don't have to steal another creator's work and repost it @safety.bsky.app

Holy shit Facebook Marketplace is selling a Shrek Truck (SHRUCK)

Next up, all venues and public places banning sunglasses

McDonald's: "not counting the cost of giving away a free McRib with every fry purchase, our fry sales are up 30 percent!"

Phone notification from Sonic restaurant for a special on BOGO foot long chili dogs

So I saw the new Naked Gun this week and then Sonic tries to get me to consume 2 footling chili dogs. I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS NO THANK YOU.

Screen grab from Facebook WWE page, showing Logan Paul on the turnbuckle. The text post says "Logan Paul just SOARED onto Jelly Roll and crashed through the announce table at Summer Slam!"

This sentence is just Labubu dubai chocolate matcha rooftop rave for white men in middle Tennessee

I'm glad gochujaang never took off like this, probably because the word Sriracha was already too difficult for most people

screenshot from a tiktok account that's obviously a scam trying to convince people to buy dropship cups using a sob story about no one believing in their business.

omg this account is just random videos with the same "NO ONE WANTS MY CUPS :(" story, with different men and women crying

Was there a MAGA conspiracy about woke politics infiltrating the cornhole community that we all missed? wtf does this even mean?

This is so stupid and pointless and I kinda want one

Could be the Gold Ship thing ever

If your manly loadout doesn't include a sealed wet wipe (even an XXXXL dUdE wIpE) I assume you smell a little

Nintendo Direct finally revealing JRPG's representing some of the meanest streets in America

Don't worry guys they rebuked him justice is served and America is saved

I was never quite sure how Colon Blow (or Super Colon Blow) was made, but like Phil Hartman says, I'm convinced.
Also funny how much you start caring about grams of fiber consumed as you age.
and how you don't hear from acquaintances.
But definitely how much fiber you get.

Forget the Epstein list show us the Jared Leto list because he's gotta be getting these roles having some crazy intel

Picture of a 64 ounce container of "Horse Oil Supplement"

Just ordered this and gonna drop my phone in it to power up my Uma Musume

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Hot take: I love my local post office and mailperson. They always drop my mail off before noon. I've never waited more than 5 minutes in line at the office, and they are excessively friendly