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Posts by Evil Alice

You don’t want to know lol

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Not helpful 🤣

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You better the fuck NOT!!

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I hate the world today is the 2026 theme song!

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🤣👏

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So cute

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. Wash your fucking face!

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Eating a peach without removing the bar code sticker because nothing matters any more

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Still here, just busy!

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You lost me at Tofu!

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This damn show keeps making my eyes rain

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I mentally identify as a Cool Ranch Dorito.

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Bathe me like a Bridgerton would tho! 😈

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Life is the biggest asshole; it always brings you exactly what you want at exactly the wrong moment of your life.

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🤣

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The "Fuck it, send" is implied at that end of all my posts

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Happy 59th Birthday, Kurt...

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I’m here for it!

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I could use some immoral support.

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can’t be too upset when there’s a deli sandwich waiting for me in the work fridge

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Same it seems

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You know how just a quick conversation with a friend makes you feel better?

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My body picked a 3 day weekend to be sick and that’s fucking annoying!

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It’s been an art journaling kind of day! ☀️

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the mouth is the garage of the face

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For sure

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