I tried to find my parents a pdf editor and even foxit is subscription. I gave up

logging on

Fun fact: the guy (Hung Cao) who now leads the US Navy claimed that Monterey, California (median home price $1.2M) had been taken over taken over with witchcraft.

www.montereycountynow.com/opinion/mcno...

I'm pretty sure my neighbors fertilized their garden this way a few years ago

Go on and use the good brushes

Have you tried asking them to get stuff off of tall shelves? How about the thing where you wager their hands are bigger than yours?

80 year old congressman David Scott has died after serving in the House for 23 years.

He is the fourth Democratic congressperson age 70+ to die in office since 2025.

Friends of Change

Ahhh Spring is making me so happy :))

Postal banking when

Some truly bizarre things on those threads, like claiming she took home millions of dollars from the donations thing? Be extremely real for a moment

"who need their globussy ate" below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying genitals

happy earth day

The JP for some reason still did the “if anyone present knows any reason why these two should not be wedded” etc ceremony bit; Veronica playfully looked over at me with an expression like “Well?” and I acquiescently did the “my lips are sealed” gesture and winked at her and she laughed out loud

What's a hundred million dollars in undisclosed assets between friends

it literally never fails

Drone flight data compiled and visualized by @lemonodor.bsky.social and shared with The Intercept shows how, for example, the LAPD launched 32 separate drone flights to surveil the March 28 No Kings protest in downtown LA.

The LAPD told me they only hit record when a crime happens.

I don't know what this means either. The replicator needs to figure it out

Someone's going to say I spelled grey wrong

Balls, earl gray, hot

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This talking point seems to be doing the rounds. A few months ago, our department head called a meeting to tell us exactly this

This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

In 2009 kevin smith tweeted: Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/ brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

happy tenth anniversary of our first date to my husband who lurks on here but whom I will not doxx. I was going to post this on instagram but didn’t want to traumatize both our extended families

Wow sounds like they're concerned about the welfare of children. Time to take a big sip and open this infowars Wikipedia page

Why does this feel like a dam springing a little leak

Pretty weird to have the flag stand inside your house like this

Listen everyone gets one for free. After that you have some explaining to do though

Lol but why?

lmaoo