Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

huh...

New incel pickup line just dropped.

If you tell me you're polyamorous, I'll assume you're queer.
If you tell me you're in an open relationship, I'll assume you're straight.
If you tell me you're a swinger, I'll assume you're a Republican.

No, I will not be elaborating.