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Flawless logic

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

"This is an important thing to think about."

Johnny Marr should be the one people talk about, not the other guy...

I hope she bankrupts them

I routinely play D&D, game and work in tech... this is saddest thing I've ever seen

George Michael - Careless Whisper (Official Video) YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO

I see that image and I instantly hear...
youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ?...

If you keep your heart open and believe in St. Willy, it's always 4:20

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I can attest to the truth of this

“I feel as if I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down”

One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk - WTF! (1971) YouTube video by clotho98

While some of you are smoking the devil’s lettuce today, I’m staying godly and watching Lawrence Welk

youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE?...

Just do it!

A Blessed high holy day to all who celebrate.

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Tore open the shutters while mom hid the stash.
The moon fully shining of springtime glow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But a giant tour bus and a stage full o’ gear

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mom with her vape, and I in my bowl,
Had just settled down for an indica nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,

For @radiator9987.bsky.social ...

Twas the night before 4/20 and all through the house, not a creature was smoking not even a mouse.
The bongs were packed full of bud with care,
In hopes that St. Willy soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

Everyone wants a good story

The later, if companies don’t invest in their juniors, at some point there will be no one senior

True but for that all too short moment, champagne will flow and cheers will fill the streets. I await it, impatiently.

Holy moly. And legend has it that sold his soul to the devil at a Mississippi crossroads (Highways 61 and 49 in Clarksdale) in exchange for mastery of the guitar.

For me the issue with AI tools is less with their use but with their replacement of junior devs all for the sake of profit. I heard a perfect metaphor for it, eating the seed grain for gluttony

That would be a tour bus on a bridge though 😂

Sigh not insulted, insulated… my kingdom for an edit button