Sure thing!

Adjusted photo of Donald Trump with paid photo op/stunt woman Sharon Simmons in a tshirt labeled "OnlyFans Grandma."

(No offense intended to creators on that site...)

I'm so sorry.

Thinking good thoughts for you all.

QUAKE AND SHAKE! It’s a combination history tour and cocktail crawl on April 18 in San Francisco.

www.eventbrite.com/e/1906-earth...

The Dune Part 3 Movie Poster (with a sphincter-like background again) with the text "ONLY HERE...to fuck the popcorn bucket."

Sorry, one more.

Game Developer Carousel Carousel rides for everyone at the LeRoy King Carousel. No cost. No catch. Everyone can ride! Courtesy of John 'Seg' Seggerson.

Game Developer Carousel 2026! 🎮 🧑‍💻 🎠
Thursday, March 12th, 2026 | 10am - 6pm
LeRoy King Carousel, Yerba Buena Gardens, San Francisco, CA

Free for anyone and open to all ages. Just show up and ride! #GDCarousel

gdcarousel.com

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

The Maple BBQ Group Scene is a lot more expensive, and logarithmically messier.

Yes, you should definitely kiss your sister when you get there. A nice brotherly peck on the cheek while giving her a long hug.

fuck ultramundane

Sweet! I’ll have to give it a listen soon.

Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

I think it’s Aphids.

Aphids with jackhammers.

And nobody can wait to try those delicious-looking cakes afterwards!

Old meme of woman in a car drinking watermelon juice, captioned "Bitch, me too. The fuck."

The ratcheting/cracking noises his back and arms make when he bends them:

I'm reminded of the SF restaurant Ananda Fuara, which was devoted to the teachings of Sri Chinmoy. The men were in tan slacks and blue polo shirts, the women in blue, red or pink Saris. (Many big vegetarian restaurants have some kind of guru or cultish backing, though theirs seemed mostly harmless.)

I thought of you every time I see images of what should be quiet house-lined Minneapolis streets. Hoping for the safety of your city and proud of the people for protesting this bullshit again.

Default ancient Onion link: theonion.com/report-65-of...

"...I got better."

I think so, but I couldn't tell you for sure what your username was if I did.

That’s Roondawg, First of his Name. Fun gay character by the actor Evan Mulrooney. So dumb. So gay. So hot. So absurd. So random. So hot. (Did I say hot twice? Oops.) www.instagram.com/roondawg_fir...

Big yikes. I don’t have enough palms for my forehead.

Yikes…something even you didn’t know? That’s…that’s a lot.

My favorite nude of 2025? Yours.

The "Stonks" meme image with a stork's head replacing that of a man in a suit with crossed arms. The background has an orange arrow going up over fake stock numbers in blue. The text on the image reads "STORKS".

Is it definitely not a good charity donation venue. I just treat it as a deal site and always minimize the HB take.

Tangentially: I thought offering a “Vibe Coding” book bundle that gave pennies to Girls Who Code was particularly ballsy.

Happy 2026 to the brand new bottle of acetaminophen I've just opened.