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a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show . Alt: a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show .

Ooh, ooh teacher pick me I know this one!!

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A poster with a colorful stack of books on the left and this text on the right:
“Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.”
~ Jeff Zentner

A poster with a colorful stack of books on the left and this text on the right: “Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.” ~ Jeff Zentner

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK

"Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.”
~ Jeff Zentner

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The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

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I need a man that's horny but it the same weird niche way that I am where nudity and traditional sex isn't even necessarily required and we can just be kinky with each other and cuddle

10 hours ago 18 2 0 0

I always check my suitcase. It's more comfortable, less stressful, and the one time my bag was lost they got to me fairly quickly.

A bunch of people getting pissy and stressed over overhead bins or wrangling a giant suitcase through a restaurant while I'm serene with just a backpack.

21 hours ago 16 1 2 1
I hate Al and I refuse to use it

Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money

I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

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NASA captured one of the most detailed views ever taken of Jupiter

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You can call it a hoax. You can call it a staged event. But mostly you can call it the workings of a sick, demented man.

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a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track ALT: a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track
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A Secure Chat App’s Encryption Is So Bad It Is ‘Meaningless’ TeleGuard is an app downloaded more a million times that markets itself as a secure way to chat. The app uploads users’ private keys to the company’s server, and makes decryption of messages trivial.

please be careful everyone! teleguard and sesh are not safe!! www.404media.co/a-secure-cha... soatok.blog/2025/01/14/d...

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Post-Quantum Signatures · Issue #118 · fedi-e2ee/public-key-directory-specification In #35, I ruled that there was no immediate need for post-quantum signatures. I had evaluated ML-DSA, HashML-DSA, and hybrid constructions (i.e., with Ed25519). Recently, there has been a bunch of ...

Here's that distant sound you're hearing

github.com/fedi-e2ee/pu...

2 days ago 6 0 0 0

It's April 2026, 1 year 8 months since FIPS 204.

The IETF TLS WG is busy debating the concept of ML-DSA hybrids, and whether they should be composite, concatenated, or separate. The complexity of hybrid auth is, however, firmly denied.

In the distance, sounds of a pure ML-DSA PKI being built.

2 days ago 23 5 2 0
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he’s just waiting for you to hop in bed with him 🦊

#FursuitFriday

📸: @doggologic.bsky.social

3 days ago 289 11 10 0
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Aww, there you are 💙🧡
Grab my paw and let's have an awesome weekend together!

#fursuitfriday
📸 joeexposure

3 days ago 110 7 3 0
two fursuiters pose for the camera

two fursuiters pose for the camera

Waving hello from Durham with @nibs.meoi.gay this #FursuitFriday!

📸: @kofulion.bsky.social

4 days ago 421 29 3 0

This pisses me off every time

3 days ago 3 0 2 0

That feeling when you're trying to click on a file on JetBrains and you accidentally click and drag for 1/10th of a second, and JetBrains is like "oh, so clearly you wanted to move and refactor this whole folder, changing its namespace and all references to it, I'm gonna do that without confirming"

3 days ago 14 1 2 0
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Today -is- #FursuitFriday in California, but you should get your groove on this weekend wherever you are!

📽️ Direwolf
👔 @coreydog.dadsniffer.gay and I

3 days ago 123 5 0 1
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We heard you like blue tongues 🩵👅💦

Hope you're ready for this heat 🔥

🐕: @chatshep.bsky.social
📷: @yop.bsky.social

3 days ago 14 2 0 0
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Happy birthday @jettrax.bsky.social , you amazing friend 💙

📷: @phoque.ing

3 days ago 93 13 2 0
Blazi Wolf (black & white wolf with purple and yellow highlights) crouching slightly with his hand paws on his knees

Blazi Wolf (black & white wolf with purple and yellow highlights) crouching slightly with his hand paws on his knees

Wolfie here at your service! #FursuitFriday

📸: @rixhusky.bsky.social
🏙️: #NFC2026

3 days ago 122 10 4 0
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dude why the FUCK is discord standing so hard with their false bans? they're going to get sued if they keep randomly marking people as "child safety violators" with no valid proof.

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MORE Under Loved Hidden Indie Gems We All Let Down
MORE Under Loved Hidden Indie Gems We All Let Down YouTube video by The Gammelier

Weekend push. I greatly appreciate all the support so far!

I have an idea for *one* more round up that'll focus on games I found through content creators like @dominictarason.com and @caseyexplosion.bsky.social. Gotta pay it forward, that's what gets the word out

youtu.be/vJfvXGxlXiA

3 days ago 53 16 2 0

Prepare for a lot more GOP infighting on the FISA extension over the next 2 wks
Johnson at 2:00am:
“There's some nuances.. some questions need to be answered .. we'll get it done. The extension allows us the time to do that.”
It's not about "nuances"
It's about *warrant requirements*
And oversight..

4 days ago 434 139 9 4
Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like.

Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like.

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts https://theonion.com/tips-for-getting-better-haircuts/

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