I haven’t seen Tim Cook’s office (it is on the top floor, FWIW), but the other SVPs have giant interior fishbowls. So however you define “corner offices” they certainly have something like that. I’m just noting the curved part of the building isn’t connected to any offices. It’s an outer shell.

It’s one of those products that is interesting in that it is in no way for the customer’s needs but rather for getting something that the company wants from them. It’s a thinly disguised body cam.

Actually, executives do have “corners”. The rows of offices on each floor are like spokes inside the structure. The outer curved window is a hallway.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

I’m not a big reader were red armbands associated with something bad or controversial?

Great, now I always have a cold

I think it’s just a mundane inferiority complex

Most importantly, Palantir only speaks for Palantir. Silicon Valley couldn’t function (and frankly couldn’t have happened) if everyone thought like this. It’s conceited for them to even try to speak for Silicon Valley, let alone the American nation, culture, or society.

I like how they burn valuable screed space hating on the iPhone— no doubt because that’s an instance where Silicon Valley created a type of device everyone in the world finds useful. And pleasing everyone is bad, as “everyone” implicitly includes undesirables.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I am regarding this bat

Maybe we can feed the sailors now

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

Is there a way to describe aggressive investments in the complete, permanent annihilation of your livelihood that would make you feel better about it? We certainly can’t stop doing this (the train has no brakes) but maybe we can use different words

I just want to take a moment to stoically explain why your suggestion is illogical. First off, funniness is subjective, which means that a label explaining that something’s funny can hardly be authoritative. Second off, how would we identify an authoritative moderation source? Thirdly, there are no

This one is tough for me to read because I’m also an idiot

Sometimes I feel like all this guy wants to do is govern NYC and shit

I doesn’t get why

Anime girl on the body pillow looks like she wet herself

The guy paying all of us to post?

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

They are achieving levels of failure previously only theorized

I feel like the real art was in the screenshotting

Oh it’s just like the pottery scene in ghost

I find fries taste best if they’re referred to as frites

That’s right, 2-parent household. If you want to spin on this high earning, collegiate bean pole, you better get your parents back together parent trap style

This is just a magic lie that you can keep repeating to get people to vote to disenfranchise themselves, which is how you achieve minority rule

I like how ChatGPT is intuitively understood to be white

What if I’m editing a text file and I forget that copilot exists and all the company’s liquid assets were surrendered to OpenAI to create it

I don’t know, i think she subscribed to the “observed reality is real” doctrine, which is well known to be woke these days. A true centrist would question whether reality is real constantly.