Then call me fringe, baby, because I am on board! We have shrubs, and trees, and flowers, but any grass in our yards is purely accidental.

The only reason is that they WANT the chaos. They need to be tried for treason, war crimes, AND elder abuse.

Why don't his handlers replace his phone with one that posts to a fake version of TruthSocial that only he sees?

On another site “it takes as much effort to be healthy as it is to be unhealthy.”

Check your privilege much?

Kash Patel is clearly incompetent. When you get “battering ram drunk” it is the DRUNK PERSON who’s supposed to use the ram, not his security detail.

I may not get modern slang, but I think that we may have let the wrong people cook, and now we’re cooked.

I think it's time to go back and watch Cabaret, All the President's Men, Reds, and Network again.

It will be like watching the news, but with more likable people.

This is Dunning-Kruger effect in a nutshell. She was once excellent at The Thing (hitting a tennis ball) thus she believes she is excellent at all The Things (every other aspect of humanity).

So right about Scythe. I always say no game has ever lied to me as much as Scythe did. Promises one thing, delivers another. I don’t really care how good it is at being that second thing: I wanted the first thing!

Lots of hotels offer continental breakfast. How is it that I've never heard of hotels offering a confidential breakfast?

If Canada gets on board with the switch to green energy, the Edmonton Oilers will need to change their name to the Pannelers.

My wife described the music of #DannyElfman as “goth polka,” and I haven’t forgiven her. But I did manage to one-up her by calling it “gloom pah pah.”

Sophia Coppola is an excellent, yet harmless, example of why nepotism is bad.

Jared Kushner is an excellent example of how it's bad and really fucking harmful.

Suspicious looking otter with the text "Not sure if trolling or just stupid..." printed over top.

Here is my gift to the Internet. Feel free to use it when appropriate. #UnsureOtter

Sean Connery in the red bandolier bikini outfit from Zardoz with the text "don't dress for the job you have...dress for the job you want!" superimposed over the image.

I like to dual wield. I practice polyarmoury.

"Donate blood!" they said. "Save a life!" they said. "We're desperately low," they said.
But when I show up with a Hefty Bag of the stuff, suddenly they're all full of questions!

The ideals of Nazism *were* tested in the marketplace of ideas, and the result was World War II, where they lost so hard, their leader (a regular meth user) killed himself and wound up burnt in a ditch. The marketplace of ideas responded LOUD & CLEAR to Nazis, they just refuse to listen.

Electric Six’s “Danger Danger High Voltage” came on the stereo as I was looking at this post.

I remember playing that at a friend’s place when I was 11-13.

Still in need of a job

Government corruption should be treated as treason. Whether it’s a tax handout to the rich, or personal embezzlement by elected officials, every dollar stolen from education, infrastructure, welfare, environmental protection, health care, etc., should be prosecuted and punished as treason.

To my fellow Canadians suffering USA boycott fatigue, remember this: DOGE fired tons of food safety inspectors. I enjoy a Caesar salad as much as the next guy, but listeria and e. coli shouldn’t be ingredients.

"Socially liberal but fiscally conservative" is possibly the biggest lie in all of politics. When someone uses it to describe themselves, best case scenario, they mean they approve of human rights for all, and that people should get the help they need, but they don't want to spend any money...

GM: The Orc guards are all dead. What do you next?
Fighter: I loot the bodies.
GM: Ok.
Rogue: I loot the bodies.
GM: Ok.
Bard: I lute the bodies.
GM: Get out!

This is a dance off! If you see this post a dance

Cruise Director: Push your biscuit with your tang, but release it before you cross this line
Tourist: Or it's a foul?
Cruise Director: No, you'll get shot by Iranian forces. You'll have stepped out from behind the bullet-resistant glass.

Imagine David Attenborough reading the headline out loud as part of a nature documentary.

Welp, I'm done with Sandra Bullock movies. Go fuck yourself, Sandy!

Wow!