This is the baseball equivalent of even Martin is scoring off me

RPG armor called Baby Shoes and none of your party members can equip them.

Wrestlers Sting and Vampiro stand at a wrestling event.

Happy birthday to Robert Smith of the Cure and Jerry Only of the Misfits, born on this day in 1959.

Placing my webcam at a Dutch angle to unsettle the viewer

You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

Pitbull YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, MISTAKES MAKE YOU. THEREFORE, THEY'RE MUSTAKES. PITBULL

Monday Motivation

uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year Alt: uncle sam crypt keeper is speaking in front of an american flag and says this is our year

Bill O'Reilly is doing so well.

US interstate exchanges are a eugenics test.

Veterans Against Fascism protesters were arrested inside the U.S. Capitol building today as they staged a protest against Trump's war in Iran

We need to stop them immediately

You ever finish typing a sentence, hit the period and put in a .com to complete?

they accidentally sent me to korean youtube im not coming back

I know this will make me a pariah but I really don't think that Luigi mangione is guilty. I think that Brian Thompson unfortunately got caught up in the usual East Coast versus West Coast C-suite violence

Can't wait to turn my gold into piss.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

angie craig thanks you for this framing because this is exactly the conversation she wants ahead of the DFL convention in rochester rather than having to reckon with her vote for the laken riley act and how minnesotans angry with the ICE occupation oppose her because of that

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Last night’s ICE abduction near 20th & Central didn’t happen in a vacuum. Friday morning they were found stalking people at Huset Park and earlier in April they kidnapped someone near East Phillips community center.

Red ink line drawing of a Kebab Chef with his Meat Roll. On the roll the pattern from the album cover of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures, which is also the caption under the image.

Nathan Fielder at a Mets game looking unhappy

Families left reeling after hospitals in blue states drop transgender care for youth Massachusetts passed laws and joined lawsuits to protect access to gender-affirming care for minors. But faced with the Trump administration's threats, some hospitals voluntarily stopped care.

Right now where you live healthcare for trans kids is either being made literally illegal by your state or made functionally illegal by the unlawful threats of the federal government and a care infrastructure glad to sacrifice trans kids on the altar of appeasement.

www.npr.org/2026/04/17/n...

outside the reverse circumcision clinic and can hear the doctor just repeatedly yelling “yoink”

god gives his rattliest shopping carts to his most impatient soldiers

It was about 44 degrees as these shackled detainees were loaded onto today's ICE Air flight in the pouring rain at MSP.

ICE hasn't stopped in Minnesota, neither have MN50501's volunteer observers - please help cover our parking fees: mn50501.org/donate

Data: ottergoose.net/ice-flights-msp/data

two panels: on the left, doctor doom. on the right, the title screen for Avengers: Doomsday

Details from the 'Avengers: Doomsday' trailer

• Doctor Doom joins Kalshi
• The Winter Soldier gets into essential oils
• Thor finally finishes Baldur's Gate 3
• Ant-Man gets verified on Bluesky
• Doctor Doom has an accent

News headline: “RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip”

Oh man nooo RFK jr that was actually Kid Rock and he’s technically alive? But enjoy his dick.

You see one person on a tall bike and bam, you're in the Warriors trying to escape the city from dress coordinated gangs.