instagram collage: watch this reel to see the top 10 super secret hacks i use to take my art to the next level <image of a woman diving into a mug of coffee>
reddit collage: found a bunch of my dad's old porno mags, what do we think for a first try? <image of a woman with flowers instead of a pussy>
Those would probably fit better on my resume
I was trying to think of a Sonic joke for this one but idk enough about the franchise to make it work
The Littlest Hobo
Oh yeah I'm soooo good at consent, I'll consent to just about anything
if i have cheerios in oat milk, is that a kind of oyakodon
yes but if you were to do this professionally you wouldn't receive the proper compensation for your expertise
Man with hunched shoulders and tilted down neck on a stool without lumbar support operating a da vinci surgical robot
I was gonna make a joke about using a surgical robot to cut and manipulate samples but dang this guy's posture doesn't look much better
Eww no im just a normal masochist
With analog collage i have to keep my workspace fully flat so i can lay out the samples without them just sliding down. The hunching is merely the price of art but the suffering is how you know it's good art
We've got to tell the based and woke pope about this discrimination. There's no way he'd let his church be so cool if he knew
Can i turn down the difficulty. Do they have story only mode
What I'd add:
- the less makeup you put on/the more natural the colors, the lower the bar is to "getting it right"
- practicing makeup need not involve a "whole look"
Keeping the basics in my purse for light looks lets me practice fundamentals, but also just make it a more casual/confident thing
I haven't played elden ring so i had to look up who that was 😳🥵
They should make a video game adaptation
It really is kind of bleak that this is an uproarious joke. If the rapper asked if girlfriends of any variety would be provided to new yorkers, it'd not get this response. But here the punchline is... "bisexual"
What an odious symposium
proliferation
dresses are lowkey goated when wearing one article of clothing is the vibe
Sex scenes are a crucial part of all types of media. What, ya think a stork just flaps in with the new characters
I have so much great art coming through the pipeline and I can't wait for you all to see it 💜
I think my stand would be called [SUPPER'S READY] after the Genesis song
Which dadrock song would it be named after
a coworker called me "unc" today but immediately corrected to "auntie"
ig algorithm showed me a hauntingly bad zionist collage artist last night.... this medium is so low-technique-high-concept/composition that it really just reeks when someone has no good ideas and isn't bringing anything to the table that isn't being done in kindergarten cut-and-pastes
Yeah im a member of the feedbag left. 🐎 Oats and roses
i haven't been really listening to noise music like i used to but i can feel this album start to pulllll meee baaack innnnn
mouthsagape.bandcamp.com/album/god-on...
It's a shame all the smaller bookstores are gone. I guess they just couldn't compete.
Welcome back!!
The real discourse: Flat Stanley is a detransitoner (decided to get reinflated with a bike pump)