doesn't anything work on this cruddy planet?! 💚

#stevenuniverse #peridot

put up "for sale" signs on my tomodachi life island where i'm planning to put more houses...i like how they look

tomodachi life is like the feeling of writing boobs on a calculator and giggling to urself distilled into a video game

A tortoiseshell cat lays on her side posed with a microphone and many twisted cords. She has a very sweet but slightly mischievous expression.

5x7 portrait of an awesome rockstar kitty!!!

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

A text from my dad saying "Frogs 🐸 are out. Spring is here!"

I needed to hear this today

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

they’re going through your mail 📮💌

A handsome black and white cat looks up at the camera

Good morning! It’s another beautiful day, by which I mean it’s another day for me to be beautiful.

There’s a non-zero chance the next Nintendo teraleak incident includes several gigabytes of fart audio files

A smug black and white cat lounges on a leather Eames-style chair.

My chair now. Tough luck, Dad.

"Fandom deserves to be taken seriously" I actually can't think of anything more desperately in need of being taken LESS seriously.

Universal Basic Guys Creators Talk Season 2 Finale, Season 3 Future, & More (Exclusive) The minds behind Universal Basic Guys opened up to ComicBook about getting renewed for Season 3, Season 2's standout episodes and more

With Universal Basic Guys Season 2 ending this Sunday, I got to talk with the awesome duo behind it all! It's such a fun show!

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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

i've had a citrus obsession lately since i was looking at citrus family trees and now i wanna try all of them LOL there's so many citrus fruits

i think they sell pomelos at the whole foods near my house and i really want to go and try one. i've heard that they taste like a sweet grapefruit

A large black and white cat stares at the camera with big green eyes. Behind him is a smaller brown cat with big staring eyes.

The peeps twins.

A very handsome black and white cat.

If you’ve been very good, look at this picture of me as a treat.
If you’ve been bad, look at it as a reminder to do better.

Chiikawa !!!

a 3 star review of the first Illumination Super Mario Bros. movie that reads as follows: I dressed up as funky kong to see this with coworkers and my manager was like "who the fuck are you" because I looked like a 90s weed dealer so I told her to "just wait and see" and then he never showed up in the movie

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

95% of the stuff on my feed on this app is shit i don't give a fuck about and art that has no character or whimsy to it. where are all the fun people hiding

New to BlueSky, huh?

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Tweet from Ron Iver (@ronnui_): When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

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