You know what’s weird about escorting? You meet somebody whose hands are shaking in the lobby and only 3 short hours later this man is comfortable enough to share his deepest secrets. I appreciate the trust but also really wish you kept the murder you committed in 87’ to yourself
Didn't that feel amazing? 😭
Quick update - just switched my email provider to protonmail, so that's how you can reach me from now on 👀 (website updated to reflect this)
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X finally banned me 😭 Their loss! These titties are relocating and you're all getting them now!
Me and who? 🥂
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This outfit has a 100% rebooking rate 😏
Technically you don't have to read my website before enquiring but that doesn't stop it from being a great fucking idea! 😌
I wrote a guide to the best date spots in London! 👀
Restaurants, bars, hotels, activities — tested personally. Multiple times. For research.
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Currently on a vacation in Wales, where I’m peacefully spending my day trying to build a 2891 piece lego set 😌 Unfortunately, I vastly underestimated the complexity of this fucking task.
I was wondering what that agressive beeping was! ❤️
Had an absolutely fabulous evening with a new friend yesterday 🥰 Rated 69/10 by both participants.
A tall, nude woman balanced on her tiptoes by the sofa
Smoother than silk 🍑
That's EXTREMELY scary 😬
Friendly reminder that if you request for me to come over dressed casual, I’ll be wearing lululemon with no underwear which is really a win-win for everybody involved. Im comfy and you’re hard 💕
Just watched “the substance”. Very torn. On one hand, it’s fun and entertaining. On the other, I can’t imagine wanting to be anything other than a milf so I don’t really get the premise
Lots of successful guys walk around absolutely touch-starved because they work non-stop and have no time or energy for relationships.
It's rarely about the wild sex people outside the industry tend to think this entire business is about.
Sometimes a man just needs to be held
(The mind flayer is my favourite)
Imagine thinking you're going to have a perfectly normal pleasant dinner date with a provider you just hired and instead I show up with my newly purchased Royal Mail limited edition Dungeons and Dragons postage stamps set and insist on talking you through each and every one
Shitty date idea: we build this together for a week straight fuelled by nothing but red bulls and delusion:
https://www.nand2tetris.org/
Listen, I can’t fix your problems with vanilla relationships, business deals or whatever else is going sideways in your life. I do, however, have PHENOMENAL breasts and I’m going to fuss over you like my life depends on it, which kinda makes the other stuff irrelevant doesn’t it
Being an escort is hard, because you have to sit there nodding politely when your client is telling you a clearly bullshit story. "And then all 12 of them offered to suck you off, just like that? Wow - and they wouldn't even take the money?!" All with a straight face
You know what’s weird about escorting? You meet somebody whose hands are shaking in the lobby and only 3 short hours later this man is comfortable enough to share his deepest secrets. I appreciate the trust but also really wish you kept the murder you committed in 87’ to yourself
Escorting is hard because you have to hide what you do when you first meet new people. I always end up making up some random shit on the spot because I get nervous and now it’s 3 years later and 20% of my friend group is convinced I’m a fucking train conductor
Rewatching Hannibal thinking about how he's the sexiest fictional man. Intelligent, articulate, polite, fantastic chef. And yeah he cannibalised a couple hundred people but honestly can we afford to be neurotic about minor personality quirks in 2023
My date: goes deep into the far-reaching consequences on global financial markets and supply chains resulting from ongoing trade disputes and sanctions between major economies
Me: did you know geese can see UV light
Some peeps have missed that my overnight and travel rates have been raised recently, so please take a peak at my website for all upcoming shenanigans. Thank you for valuing my company 🥂
Update on my driving lessons progress - after switching to automatic I am no longer nervous about driving. Seriously, huge relief. I now run over curbs and toddlers completely anxiety free 😌
Escort twitter virtuous circe: the more I tweet about my interests and personality the more clients I attract who share the exact same characteristics the more quality time is had by all parties involved
10/10 highly recommend doing this
