Orange tabby cat with a stern expression in a cozy living room. Transcribed Text: Me, waiting for my turn to speak, but the topic's already changed.

Tuesday

A double exposure image of a cat with text over a field of yellow flowers and a sunset sky. Transcribed Text: how i feel after i say “ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

Monday

An enamel pin of a white goose holding a silver folding knife in its yellow beak against a plain white background. The goose is standing upright with its wings slightly tucked and has orange webbed feet.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Knife Duck Pin. I asked my father what the duck would be saying. Here's his ideas:

-What's on the menu tonight? Not duck.
-I'll slit your wrist, I'm a crazy duck.
-I already came up with two ideas. What more do you want me to come up with?
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Sticker Text: "Before the goose there was the duck" next to a picture of a duck. A line of Japanese text at the bottom that translates to: Support the Duck Mathematics Liberation Front

A black cat with green eyes beneath text about calming and stressing its humans. Transcribed Text: I HAVE TWO JOBS: 1. Calm my humans when they stressed. 2. Stress my humans when they are calm.

Sunday

A light tan cat with a serious expression and a larger ghostly image of its face in the background. Transcribed Text: "I can laugh even in serious situations, but when I’m hungry, nothing is funny."

Saturday

This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social are hangin’ tough with an 80s bully revenge film that has all the right stuff: THE NEW KIDS!

Who knew James Spader was the original Florida Man?

RsKT now to do The New Kids dance!

www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...

Ain't anything wrong with that :)

Close-up of a kitten with text overlay. Transcribed Text: tonite were staying up until 1 billion oclock

Friday

Cat's face seen through a glass of sparkling water with bubbles. Transcribed Text: My baby idiot watching her favorite show - Carbonated Beverage.

Thursday

Cat peeking from behind a train seat with a paw on the window ledge. Transcribed Text: "Accidently kicked the seat in front of me"

Wednesday

Cat with mouth open, appearing to laugh, with text above. Transcribed Text: Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny.

Tuesday

Kitten playfully biting a finger while inside a plastic almond cookie container. Transcribed Text: "These almond cookies are very aggressive" and "ALMOND COOKIES" on the container's label.

Monday

Tabby kitten peeking from behind a desk with text above. Transcribed Text: can't have 3rd dinner can't eat plastic can't eat my humans toes can't meow at 3am can't do anything

Sunday

Fluffy cat mid-air above plants, woman looking surprised in background. Transcribed Text: anomalousdata This is one of my favorite pictures on the Internet, because all of the combined elements make it delightful. The woman in the background, clearly horrified The neatly arranged plants, so you know that this is not a house often visited by the chaos gods. And of course, the mighty D E S C E N D I N G P U F F, who is coming in for a landing on your face whether you like it or not. Source: givemeinternet 788,637 notes

Saturday

🎶Time to get the JFC blues! 🎶

This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social meet down at the CROSSROADS to sell their souls to Joe Morton.

…unless The Guardian intervenes?

Pass the hat for us, RsKT now!

www.spreaker.com/episode/cros...

The image features a brown tabby cat sitting on a beige couch. The cat is wearing a red party hat and is looking intently at a lit candle placed in a small open can of cat food. The candle flame is bright and casts a warm glow on the cat's face. In front of the can, there are two colorful cat food packages. The setting appears to be a playful celebration, likely a pet birthday.

Friday

A gray and white cat sitting in a cardboard box with text on the front. Transcribed Text: ONLY STUPID IDIOTS SIT IN THIS BOX

Thursday

Cat lying on its back with mouth open, on a patterned gray carpet. Transcribed Text: Me in the morning:

Wednesday

A skeptical white cat with a humorous caption above. Transcribed Text: "When they say they love all your flaws and you weren't aware you had any."

Tuesday

A black and white cat with wild, frizzy fur and wide eyes looks directly at the camera, with colorful lights in the background. Transcribed Text: WELCOME TO ANOTHER MONDAY

Monday

The image features a black cat peering out from a white, dome-shaped pet bed designed to resemble a ghostly face. The bed has large, black circular eyes and a small triangular nose. Its open mouth, forming the entrance, is adorned with round teeth-like structures. The cat’s bright eyes are prominently visible, staring ahead. The pet bed rests on a light-colored carpet with a soft texture, and a door is slightly visible in the background. Transcribed Text: The smell of food awakened an ancient evil.

Sunday

The image features a close-up of a cat’s face, filling most of the frame. The cat has a round face with light brown fur, striking black eyes, and a slightly grumpy expression that adds a humorous tone to the image. Surrounding the cat’s face is the text in white bold capital letters. The text is positioned at the top and bottom of the image, contrasting against the darker tones of the cat's fur. Transcribed Text: when you're full then someone brings out a cake

Saturday

Well there are some that call me...Tim.

I think this just shows who's turn it was for the brain cell that day :)

The image is split into two sections. The top section contains text on a white background. Below the text, there is an image showing a triple cat bowl holder. It is a wooden stand holding three round bowls, each filled with brown cat kibble, placed against a wall on a light wood floor. The second section of the image shows three cats eating from the bowls. The cats' bodies overlap, with a white cat on the left, a black cat in the middle, and an orange tabby cat on the right, making it difficult for them to fit neatly into the bowl spaces. Transcribed Text: Bought a triple cat bowl holder so when they’re eating the mogs can line up perfe... Oh, never mind.

Friday

It’s witches vs. Nazis on this week’s JFC!

Brian & Mama Junkfood broadcast live from The Isle of Naboombu to sing the praises of BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS!

They discuss the restored version, sodium vapor, and the problem with Rockettes?

RsKT to join the battalion!

www.spreaker.com/episode/bedk...

A black and white cat is peeking out of an open cardboard box placed on a carpeted floor. The box is designed for a LEGO set, featuring a graphic of a black and white LEGO cat on the front. The box rests slightly open, with the real cat's head visible above the box edge. In the background, parts of two toy boxes and a red stocking with a cat design are visible beside a gray sofa. On the floor, near the box, are scattered plastic bags containing LEGO pieces.

Thursday

Networking for System Administrators: Defenestrated Edition for 1 April, I threw out the Windows

For 1 April 2026: "Networking for System Administrators: The Defenestrated Edition"

I threw out the Windows.

Well, blacked it out.

mwl.io/ks