Bacalar MX is one of the most underrated places we've been. Amazing!

I had a dream last night that I was pitching Kara Swisher on some great business ideas I had and when I woke up I realized that they are great ideas and they already exist

My daughter really loved these until I pointed out that they are fruit flavored sweet potato water

My General Practitioner checking my lymph nodes

*chef's kiss*

Sade just came on my office speaker which reminds me of the time one of my HS friends said Sade is "wet dream music"

This is what happens when the govt deliberately puts the violent thugs in charge of cracking down on dissent. It's no accident that they behaved like testosterone-fueled criminals and then lied about it. That was specifically who they hired

Whenever I hear the Beach Boys I immediately think I'm in Disney California Adventure. That's how they getcha.

It's wild that overlook and oversee seem like they should mean the same thing but really mean more like opposite things. Whenever I hear someone rant about non-English speakers in the US I think about stuff like this

At the movies just now..
Concessions girl: And do you want to upsize that popcorn?
Me: Yes, with lots of layered butter throughout
Her: (whips bag open).. Do you want butter?

Her butter game was not good. Fortunately Harkins has butter on tap for customers by the napkins and straws.

I love it when little kids call toothpaste and carbonated drinks "spicy"

I've been rewatching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit to see how much has changed over time. In S1 E20 Stabler has a cold, sneezes directly into his hand, then gives a witness a selection of perp photos...with that same hand!! Horrifying!

I slept weird on my eyelashes last night, and my eyelashes still hurt. Is this another byproduct of aging?

My mouth was open. This dog literally frenched me. And the customer didn't even sign (yet). I think if your dog sexually assaults someone the least you can do is agree to the price quote. That's just courtesy.

I was at a customer's house today, and her dog licked me in the mouth while I was talking. Didn't see that coming.

The Most Dangerous Fundraising Operation in American History They called it saving the country. The money told a different story.

I'm all for defending democracy, but this Kinzinger post that says "America deserves better than politicians who treat citizens as a recurring revenue stream" literally ends with: "No Kings day is coming up! Be sure to get your cool shirts and hats for it!"

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I love texting with my adult kids

Wordle is just acoustic hangman.

a black and white photo of a man standing in a crowded restaurant . ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in a crowded restaurant .

I don't think I'm the only one who thinks Victor Laslow can get it

Back on vacation? Yes! Back to reality? Maybe in three more years

If you want to understand the GOP just imagine what an abusive boyfriend would do, and that's the playbook

Well that's obviously by design

The best thing about being on vacation is being able to ignore the havoc Trump is wreaking on our nation

Turks and Caicos is kind of amazing. We did a boating excursion and over half the passengers were from Lancaster county (including me). What a coincidence!

Sitting in a movie theater about to watch Some Like It Hot and the guy who came alone and is sitting two seats from me just groaned and said "Yeah that's good."

Those bribes worked well.

Trash pandas on the Pearl River in Louisiana. Cute little beggars!

Swamp tour on the Pearl River outside of New Orleans

Touring the Louisiana swamp

My son's girlfriend teaches autistic toddlers and she always refers to them as her clients. I admire that she's got her priorities straight. So often in corporate it was all about who pays the bills

Chilly evening in NOLA