At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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YES. YES. YES.

It is with a heavy yet hopeful heart that I announce that my beloved Super Mario Bros. prototype cartridge has left and arrived at its new owner's home. We spent one last day together doing all of its favorite things. The proceeds from this private sale will benefit VGHF doing even more cool shit.

I'm so tired of the 4d chess dems keep playing where they checkmate themselves

Hello it is me your Quiet Poster friend. I have to promote something so bear with me.

I start each day off WRONG: I reach for my phone and look at the news. But I just know there’s good news out there.

My new album and special, INCURABLE OPTIMIST, comes out April 30 on YouTube & audio streamers!

Someone had to do it, and that someone was me.

This story is crazy! The Jim Dolan had a Knicks fan obsessively monitored at games just because she was trans.

The Pope should stay out of politics and allow Trump to finally divorce Catherine of Aragon

When both parents are working late so your 13-year-old big sister needs to cook for everyone

Endearingly janky KTMA era Crow T Robot

Smoking that shit that makes you feel like KTMA era Crow.

get equipped with fashion show

I like that I live in a country where half of the people would probably visit Omelas and ask why there can’t be more children getting tortured in the basement

A reminder that transphobes are trash and a charm initiative after years of trash being trash is not particularly credible.

It’s nice having a politician who actually wants to do shit. Pretty refreshing. Seems like we should’ve been doing this the whole time.

Dual death doulas dueling to dull distress due to the depressing determination of our dusk and damnation

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

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i am done. (2025) I want to preface this by saying this is not something I wanted to do. I am naturally a very private person and like to keep my business to myself or to a close, select few around me. Recently...

Derek Van Dyke has been slandering, harassing, and traumatizing me for a year and I am done living in fear and being silent about it. I am going to give the narcist his attention, but after this I am never talking about this again.

Oh fuck it's the red ball market global song

Email from headway featuring the Headway logo and the following text: Hi Michael, In working more closely with your insurance provider, we learned that your provider is out-of-network with your specific insurance plan due to location-based restrictions. This means you’re unable to continue seeing them in-network on Headway. We’re so sorry to give this news and that this wasn’t flagged earlier, and we want to make next steps as easy as possible.

Thank you, Headway, for letting me know that my therapist who died last year is now considered out-of-network. I'll see if I can contact her.

“lmao i’m not in a cult, bro, I’ve just got all these pics saved of my favorite politician as Jesus because it offends the libs! lol they hate my many private AI photos of him as a jacked god. I’ve also got his name on most of my clothes and my car and in every room of my house”

normal society we have here with normal people responding normally to normal things

Hope they offered the passengers a few meal vouchers to take the sting out

JD Vance kiss of death continues to be the only effective part of the Trump administration

“Whether she is a real girl or not, the mop in the janitor’s closet counts as a woman if I close my eyes and make kiss sounds and do a funny voice for her so we can talk and therefore I technically have a date to prom until prom itself at which point I’ll say she’s sick”

“If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?”

Law & Profit: Ferengi Commerce Authority Department Unit, Created by Brunt Executive Produced by Brunt Starring Brunt, this is a Brunt Production

Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

hahahahah ahhaha haaa

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.

The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.

We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.