do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword

we’ve been out twice and i really like him 😳😳

GUYS
i know ive been live tweeting this but i think i am about to ask someone out uhhhhhhhhh 😳

i spent 20 dollars on a “premium betta” bc this little guy wouldn’t stop staring at me in the store. glad to know he still likes to stare at me.
meet eye of newt (i call him mustard seed)

lmao love is blind weddings hahahaha

my mom is listening to viva la vida next to me and it is taking all my strength to not explain fallen kingdom to her

idk why my aroace ass has a hinge (yes i do. to judge people) but people keep liking my account and it always makes me feel so icky and weird like Stop That

i love to sob over richard cameron and charlie dalton
it is my whole personality at this point <3

only a few more weeks until i can have a fishy and some snailies now :)

Jeff, a gray and white tuxedo cat, in the loaf position, glaring at the camera.

judgemental stare

a poorly drawn cat looking directly at you, there’s a handwritten text around it saying: “trying to blow u up with my mind”

pls stand still

if u came into my workplace i guarantee my coworker would refer to u as “the cool gay person” once u left. and he’d be right.

14 chapter fic where each chapter matches a track… ohhhhhhh i am cooking…

screenshot of the mountain goats album tallahassee

chameron coded

Jeff, a gray and white tuxedo cat, wrapped in a green, white, and gray striped blanket that looks like the aromantic pride flag.

in my aromantic pride flag blankie

how are my aromantic friends doing today

this is my second day off in a row from work and i literally do not know what to do with myself what the hell like honestly why am i looking forward to having a shift tomorrow. damn . i am not immune to capitalism

Jeff, a gray and white tuxedo cat, sitting and looking up at the camera. One of her back paws is extended

hello welcome to sitting normal class where we learn to sit normal

fun fact: pooky is my favorite garfield character

garfield comic panel with garfield sleeping and holding pooky, imagining that pooky is giant and he is sleeping in pooky’s lap

this garfield panel is so important to me

Jeff, a gray and white tuxedo cat, sitting with a mookaite jasper (gold and white) crystal on her head

Jeff, a gray and white tuxedo cat, batting at a mookaite jasper (white and gold) crystal

Jeff, a gray and white tuxedo cat, reaching out towards a mookaite jasper (gold and white) crystal

Jeff, a gray and white tuxedo cat, holding a mookaite jasper (white and gold) crystal

who up playing with their mookaite jasper

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always initially a bit frightening to open jeff’s twt/bluesky to 30+ notifications
but i am glad we are all just loving my special little girl :)

spotify wrapped image. top five artists: the mountain goats, oingo boingo, fountains of wayne, cake, and lovejoy top five songs: old college try, up the wolves, no children, alpha rats nest, and first few desperate hours (all the mountain goats)

remember when i predicted my spotify wrapped almost perfectly? yeah me too

i have to know if no children hits number one

need my spotify wrapped to come out so i can see my top five is the mountain goats, oingo boingo, fountains of wayne, cake, and c418 and that the mountain goats swept my top five songs. which i already know. but i want to confirm how right i am

also some family members fell asleep on the couch and she would not stop taking pictures of them. so please dont accuse my fucking dog of having bad boundaries or whatever because clearly you do too.

i think my cousin accused my dog of being a perv?
she was getting Upset and Heated that he would jump on her and his nose would go up her skirt and she was like “why does he have a fascination with that”
like girl he is a dog he has no fucking idea

15 tabs of fanfic open … having such a normal one…

ao3 screenshot of cobra kai fanfiction tagged for demetri alexopoulos/eli moskowitz

would you all forgive me if i said