Cars and cows converge in the cornfields, consuming 75% of the entire crop. They dominate almost every planetary boundary. lloydalter.substack.com/p/our-planet...
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just started playing Time Bandit (a very funny companion to my current Pokopia streak)
this game absolutely rules, go spend your money on it and be reminded that games are art and that gamedev is joy
keep up the amazing work @phoenixup.bsky.social šš»
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now that iāve already spoiled the purity of my original post with my ego i can tell you my game Time Bandit is still on sale for one more day for about $3. but only buy it if you like stealing from your boss
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also hrt can make u idiotically hot, they donāt want u to have these pills cus theyāre magic
me smiling
my gf smiling
me smiling again
me smiling yet again
i missed trans day of visibility cus i was away from the internet (being invisible, or visible, depending on ur perspective) but transitioning makes u happier than u ever thought possible, etc., here is photographic evidence if you require it
surprise! even though the Steam spring sale is over, my game is STILL on sale for like $3 cus, idk, why not
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play thisssss it's SO cool and there's genuinely no other game like it
my real-time adventure game Time Bandit is on sale for like $3!
thatās a steal and so is taking back what ur owed by your boss in the game. solve box-pushing puzzles, sneak around at work, fight capitalism, etc.
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my real-time adventure game Time Bandit is on sale for like $3!
thatās a steal and so is taking back what ur owed by your boss in the game. solve box-pushing puzzles, sneak around at work, fight capitalism, etc.
store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/...
gaming is so back
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if free indirect speech creates irony and ambiguity that may well serve the insertion of ideology, first person is an absolute regression to the ideology of individualist subjectivity
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how am i seeing so many of these with actually great taste? anyway hereās another
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(of course, i think we should get rid of cars altogether for many other reasons, but this is still a huge improvement on noise pollution)
visit shanghai or tokyo, cities far larger than any in north america, and you will be shocked at how much quieter they are bcus most cars have been replaced by evās, something we canāt have bcus of tariffs to protect domestic auto and oil companies
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evidence that dialectics is still the only effective radical method out thereā¦
love the analysis of how the very mechanics and physics undermine the masculine fantasy⦠and the footnote about how this is an empathy game and bildungsroman could get a whole essay imo
my game Time Bandit is 66% off!
š°like $3, the lowest price itās ever been
ā°like 10 hours of box-pushing, steal-from-your-boss gameplay
ā³and like 1 month to see everything cus of the real-time waiting mechanics
āļøso hurry up and bring down capitalism for cheap!
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legit one of the most inventive games i've ever played, for $3 it's a steal
the game made more money when i put it up for sale this cheap so i guess thatās what Steam users think itās worth, prob cus of the art style. but 10 hours of gameplay at $3 is like $0.30 per hour and i hear gamers just love that kind of value, so maybe this will help ME game the algorithm
my game Time Bandit is 66% off!
š°like $3, the lowest price itās ever been
ā°like 10 hours of box-pushing, steal-from-your-boss gameplay
ā³and like 1 month to see everything cus of the real-time waiting mechanics
āļøso hurry up and bring down capitalism for cheap!
store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3831080/... Oeuf demo released! Enjoy! #OeufGame
My algorhythmic worlds collide with @jaredhenderson.bsky.social (via @tedgioia.bsky.social's Honest Broker Substack) interviewing @add-hawk.bsky.social about his new book THE SCORE which I very much want to read soon.
In the meantime, give this a watch.
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for years, 868-HACK was my favorite video game. eventually, Michael made Cinco Paus, and that became my favorite video game. then I became a playtester for 868-BACK, and you'll never guess what happened next.
please wishlist, buy, and play this game. it is unbelievably good.
so excited to have another game in the collection to play. iām shocked i havenāt heard about it over the years, my claim to being one of the biggest broughheads is called into question lol
omg, donāt tell me thereās a secret game in there. not that i should be surprised, or that unlocking it would involve something more arcane than playing hours of glitch tank
yeah but thatās only bcus i spent 5+ hours on more annoying parts before lol
Baby Steps credits Clear time: 45:25:39 Steps: 183437
well, thatās how you clear the manbreaker on only your 2nd try. 45 hours of not learning your lesson
i think the only things i didnāt do were (omg) the red bucket on top of the sand castle (oh but i tried) and one of the can stacks that was too hard. climbing in this game is a stroll in the park for me now, the rhythm of moving perfectly natural. i am corrupted, the moral of the story is lost on me
well, i beat the manbreaker on my 2nd try. iām not proud. completionism in excess got me here