We gotta build some of these to deal with those Meta Ray-Bans

Would you rather your child be alone in the woods with a bear or a gamer

All multiverses should use the Rule of Two, whether it's Star Trek's regular and evil or Futurama's regular and cowboy.

You can all stop emailing me to get more jokes about Louis St. Laurent onto the site. It's done. You're welcome.

The Wikipedia page for the 1991 Punisher says "[Castle] now lives in the city's labyrinthine sewer system, having assassinated 125 mobsters (not counting henchmen)," a bizarre clarification apparently invented by someone with a grudge against henchmen. Is there an editor out there who was betrayed

As someone who likes scotch, I always make sure my dog-eared copy of Infinite Jest is visible and providing covering fire when I order one in public

I feel like Clown-Around Clare is a neutral to good nickname for a comedian. Like, yeah. That’s what you’re doing.

Mounting one of those five-time-zone clocks on my wall to track when sporting events start

Society yearns for the glowing puck of the '90s

They're going to help pull off the Teapot Dome scandal

Sorry, watching hockey. Maybe later.

Kind of ingenious for Nicorette to run ads during stressful playoff hockey games

No one gives this team their seventh loss in a row and also several losses rapidly before that, dangit

That’s nothing. My internet service provider just endorsed the Arian Heresy.

94 Years Later, Why Do We Still Believe That Movie Mummies Are Out For Revenge? The Mummy, on big screen and in oral history is a legend of revenge and retribution that is barely true, but still has a long afterlife.

I interviewed an Egyptologist about mummies in honour of The Mummy. No, not that The Mummy. No, not that the Mummy. No, not that-- www.inverse.com/entertainmen...

Not really the point but Melania looks a lot like a Resident Evil villain there

I'm just going to say it: that's too many factions.

One of the unexpected challenges of writing enduring fiction is that 125 years ago you could have a character in your adventure story keep talking about his important vision of "a Red Bull" without your reader thinking that he really needs a caffeine hit

A button promting you to "Share your experience with the world"

Kind of a weird button for a medical supply site to offer up after you order

They're doing that because they saw your posts

I was just going through some reviews of a pulpy thriller I finished and came across this. It's a book that includes a heroic FBI agent, a bunch of nice cops, and a team of cool, badass spec ops guys at the end. I think we're just bad at reading fiction, and we'll have to learn to do better.

There’s an elderly man that does this for me too. But I guess the fearmongering media isn’t interested in tales of our mutual humanity.

Think I'm going to get a fair bit of mileage out of this one for the foreseeable future

I assume Blue Sky is having technical issues because we're all rushing to discuss the new Broken Social Scene track

This is just like an upscale version of some grumpy Packers fan yelling at their social media accounts about their draft decisions or whatever

Say what you will, but it sure seems like an incredible technical achievement to get their CMS running on his Speak and Spell

1850s publishing house marketing Moby Dick as an enemies-to-lovers slow-burn

Turning his reputation around by opening relations with Phish

Killing it on a combination of 3rd century social media and present day Crusader Kings social media with "What is this, MAGAchaeism?"

In an alternate universe where everything is the same except Chris Martin of Coldplay is really into project management, I'm arguing with my wife in a fancy Italian restaurant while "It was all Trello" plays in the background