Math is not his strong suit.

Although, I’m not sure he has a strong suit. Even his Olympic chug was lackluster.

it's cool that this is literally just 100% Trump's fault

They think you're stupid.

Do you think the Iranians realize that Trump doesn’t want to do the energy plant strikes because he knows their response will involve crippling the gulf states that pay his family?

Weird how seemingly everyone in and around power has some kind of investing connection to Epstein, I'm sure it's just a coincidence

MAKE CHOLERA GREAT AGAIN!

Also, fails to understand how quickly the flu can make its way through a barracks.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, KEN!

Newly released records detail police response to lawmaker attacks Authorities first identified Vance Boelter as a suspect within three hours of the start of the politically motivated rampage.

Newly released records on the police response to the assassination of Melissa Hortman show officers knew a woman was lying motionless on the top of the stairs inside the Hortman home but waited 30 minutes to physically check on her.

i dont understand, 2 days ago i was told there was a deal, i was told it was over and we got everything we wanted, i was told the strait would never be closed again, i was told all this just as markets were hitting their stride on friday afternoon

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

"[Several officials] said that [Kash Patel] is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication, in many cases at the private club Ned’s in Washington, D.C., while in the presence of White House and other administration staff."
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

The sad thing is you felt like you had to mark this as satire before other outlets reported on your call.

ICE Arrests 85-Year-Old French Widow Who Married Her G.I. Sweetheart

ICE Arrests 85-Year-Old French Widow Who Married Her G.I. Sweetheart

- Her stepson called ICE as part of inheritance fight

- Ms. Ross-Mahé is now in a detention center in Louisiana, her own three children in France unable to reach her and fearing for her health

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

I notice the Fake News Media refuse to report on Trump’s plan to settle all future geopolitical disputes through the power of dance

An image from a BirdBuddy feeder of a squirrel’s crotch.

Hey, @artologica.net, I can capture awesome photos of squirrels, too! :)

I am being cruelly bullied by my dogs who, despite the fact that it's raining and the yard is pretty much mud, are whining to be let out.

Opinion | Don’t Use A.I. to Do This

God bless you @colsonwhitehead.com

"Do you realize how much water and power it’d take to replicate the average writer’s narcissism, self-loathing and despair? It’d drain the Indian Ocean. You could light up Times Square for a year. We can’t afford it."

You think they can't sound any douche-ier and then...

Really tired of the whole "you'll have to wait months to see a provider" trope re: universal healthcare. I just moved to a new state, will be waiting until Nov to see a primary care provider, and the best option in this network is someone who has multiple reviews calling him a rude body shamer.

I believe he just announced he’s “retiring.”

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

My daughter has a chronic disease. Just learned her insulin pods are going up $100 because insurance changed the "structure" of the plan. I hate that she is having to learn these lessons. Things should not be this arbitrary.

Kansas now. But the TX folks weren’t picking up either. They know constituents are mad. No phone calls, no town halls.

My senators have not had anyone manning the phone lines for months.

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here

he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor

and still, they threw him out

and you know what? they did it by voting

don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out